Whatever This Is

Likes Neuro Samantha, Baggypantsman, Jamie Peak, Mr Rumble Tumble Game, and other things. Will rotate these out maybe possibly once my adhd says no to them What I’m oft listening to: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmDKY6JKYcSPh6dCZSWRdYrnE2fdZjzEV

[mechstar101]

All of my plushies (I’m pretty sure)

[mechstar101]

I needed Jon Bone Jovi in there

[mechstar101]

Oops forgot George

[overthinkingmoth]

2026 mar 16-17 dashboard simulator

post 1: literally why did they do this

post 2: reblog of the changes post with a multi paragraph explanation of why this is bad

post 3: the feng shui of this website is fucked

post 4: explanation of the new system

post 5: explanation of the new system that contradicts the previous post

post 6: normal fandom post

post 7: sayonara you weaboo shits

post 8: reblog of the changes post with a different multi paragraph explanation of why this is bad

post 9: normal fandom post

post 10: don't reply to the staff post you need to send a support ticket

post 12: don't send a support ticket you need to reply to the staff post

post 13: it's so over

post 14: instructions on how to disable app updates

[brawltogethernow]

[vsingers]

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

[a-book-of-creatures]

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

[lunagaron]

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[sadclowncentral]

just took a work call in my kayak. just drifting through the baltic sea giving research updates. homeoffice is a game and i am winning

[sadclowncentral]

you pick up a call in a kayak ONE TIME.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ashenbot]

wtf is a job

[catgirlanarchist]

shhhhh they’re not real, go back to sleep sweetie

[ashenbot]

my biggest job is pretending that people who email me aren’t real and will go away eventually

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[ibex-ascendant]

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

[lilmamabeyellin]

[killerkoiking]

[bubblegum-gf]

what happened to may. what happened to april

[aamitmorthos]

i think she's in jail still

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Good for her

[thetyrannosaur]

high resolution therapy

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

This is my favorite reply thank you