[muffled shouting heard from space]

[Lenore | they/she] Went and made a sideblog to scream about Star Trek

[tlirsgender]

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

[thetimetostrikeislater]

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”

[bnprime]

i thought ye were talking about vulcan, alberta for a while there. it is also quite dusty and windy

[protectspock]

Everyone thought T’Pring and Spock were compatible as children because they were both super dramatic and prone to malicious compliance. 

[protectspock]

I can just picture Spock and T’Pring’s parents meeting at a random dinner party and comparing notes about child-rearing, like: 

Sarek: We told Spock to be quiet once and he did not speak to us for over 48 hours and then claimed he was only trying to adhere to our request for silence.

T’Pring’s mom: Truly? We disciplined T'Pring for neglecting her ka’athyra lessons and she began to practice exclusively in the middle of the night while we are trying to sleep. 

Sarek: Interesting. The similarities suggest that they share a common temperment. Perhaps they should get married? 

Amanda (internally): This is fine, this is fine, this is fine, this is fine. 

[artsyhamster]

Day 22 - Clothes Sharing

Or rather clothes swapping in this case. These two seemed to have swapped ranks. How curious!  🤔

[skimblyspones]

DO NOT SEPARATE THEM

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[oswaldsplace]

star trek looked into the future and said men have the right, no the responsibility, to be at least a little bit slutty

[reffitt-blog1]

[meangirlnurse]

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

[littlethingwithfeathers]

They help. They don’t cure. But they help. And sometimes you need more help so meds and therapy are more help. But don’t discount a small improvement just because it’s not 100%.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Me logging on everyday to check on my gay space blorbos.

[rattles-the-stars]

[pointy-eared-hobgoblins]

It would have been just as accurate to say the lovely Karl Urban and the amazing Gates McFadden.

[gar-trek]

Me: *walking 

Me: oh my god this is just like in Star Trek when they walked 

[gar-trek]

to be honest with you guys i made this whole account because i wanted to make and share this post

[patrick-stewart]

I have no idea what I’m supposed to do. I only know what I can do. 

[textsfromstarfleet]

i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

[textsfromstarfleet]

the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to

[cumaeansibyl]

Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off

[royal-fizzbin]

How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling

[iamthecutestofborg]

[fractally]

Ok picture this. You’re a Vulcan, you’ve defied your father in order to join Starfleet. You get assigned to the Enterprise as Science Officer, struggle through spending all this time around humans. Under the tutelage of your trusted captain, Christopher Pike, you learn how to manage. Then he’s promoted and the Enterprise is turned over to some 32 year old barely out of the academy hot shot named Kirk. You’re going to be first officer. You’re more than a little concerned about this but everyone says “Don’t worry. Kirk is genius, graduated top of his class, FIDE rating 3000”

Then first week on the job you call him on the intercom and you just get this. Oiled up. Tits out. No shame. Your Vulcan heart explodes in your side

FIVE YEARS OF THIS. No wonder Spock took his busted up heart to Gol and tried to stitch it back up he was wrecked

[pandorasbox341]

Some tender kirk/spock for the soul 

[necropost]

with markiplier

[markiplier]

u right

[fuckyeahspones]

Bones: Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know somebody is about to piss you off.

Spock: I literally just walked in here.

Bones: Exactly.