Go To HELLvetica!

[catasters]

[catasters]

[ormundshightower]

The Testaments S01E10 "Secateurs"

[pwhl-mybeloved]

h e l p

[wetchickenbreast]

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

[wetchickenbreast]

this is surprisingly useful actually

[arcaneavarice]

stop wasting space and add another

[wetchickenbreast]

tres ibuprofenitos

[cipheramnesia]

¿En este economía?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[rhettroblues]

after all there’s nobody more monstrous than me FLORENCE + THE MACHINE everybody scream tour — february 06, 2026

[outromoonyy]

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

[twerklina]

Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards

[lake-lady]

Yes yes yes yes yES YES YES YES

[stealingpotatoes]

happy valentines, galentines, and meowlentines everyone <3

[rojorojo]

[ironychan]

[rainbow-femme]

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

[knights-unwelcommentary]

lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

[noah-wyles]

she got the ick

[shoniebalognie]

Samira’s faces this season have me dead! She’s like all these men and not one of them is intelligent (except her hot man Jack Abbott 😏)

[crazy-brazilian]

[hey-its-sybarite]

Is this merely some quirky information? Or does it illustrate a conspiracy theory?

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[dailyclassicart]

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - "Julie Manet with Cat (detail)" (1877)

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!