snotty rich bozo

pfp by @kjthenbee! | they/them | megalod0nn on AO3

[megalod0nn]

Thought I'd make a pinned post since I've been making new mutuals lately lol.

I'm Eliot, loser freak extraordinaire. (they/them) Nice to meet ya!

This blog is a lawless land of reblogs and I never post lmao. I mostly rb things that made me laugh or awesome fanart.

I bounce around fandoms and love rarepairs. (but lately I've been addicted to wuko if you can't tell by the... everything) I also love to yap, hype people up, and be generally overenthusiastic about everything, so don't be afraid to reach out to me if you want!

Lastly, I love to write silly fluff and I post to AO3! (maybe one day I'll link my account lmao) Never hesitate to talk writing with me, be it prompts, general ideas, headcanons, or even just the struggles of creating lol.

[kjthenbee]

Commission for my good friend @veggiesforpresident’s post-canon Zukaang fic, Orbital Decay! I adore this beautiful fic (I’m a beta for it) and I’m so so happy I got to draw a cover for it 🥰 Please go check it out!!

Textless version under the cut:

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[persnickety-doodles]

not exactly a titanic au, but inspired by the scene

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[cowardsexual]

stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"

complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[badlydrawneverything]

[daily-deliciousness]

Flourless chocolate cake

[shellsstardew]

Shells | Part 84 (shelliott stardew fic)

all parts | <- previous | next ->

love using elliott to let my writing go overboard without shame 😅

thanks to cutethulu for the proofreading!

[wolfythewitch]

Sketch in between comms. Just imagine they got the suit on lol

[wolfythewitch]

Follow-up

[decompose1]

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

[decompose1]

Hold on i should've been more specific.

First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.

here are the specific products and dates:

FDA page on this:

Target Recalls Up & Up Fragrance Free and Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes Due to Potential Microbial Contamination

Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc

[dr-otter]

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day