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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Not today Justin
$LAYYYTER
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typical oglaf banger
Dr. Valerian Crow- certified psychiatrist, court inquisitor and the worst sire
(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)
Same. :)
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
Thank god I’m still in Europe
I should be fine just gotta find someone who speaks English and start crying
They dropped me in the middle of the ocean I am going to die
Everyone who has reblogged this from me so far has ended up in the ocean
My plot armour strikes again
Hundred miles off coast of Honolulu. I'd like to believe that on favourable wind I'd have a chance with a row boat and a GPS but without at least that much yeah I'm dead
Nihao motherfuckers
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No, pineapple pizza isn’t on here. It gets too much publicity and I’m bored of it. Pick one of the other ones. (If it’s more than one thing or something else feel free to put in tags)
I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave
this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal
Omfg this is PRISTINE
As several others have already said in the notes, this is Jerome Robbins’ “Mistake Waltz,” and it is GLORIOUS. And so much respect for the dancers, because having to do something intentionally wrong is frequently harder than trying to do it right.
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i was saving this to post in case anything was announced at AX because atsushi ookubo was a guest but i was baited...so here it is...
Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos
Lego Swimming Pool Layout
Handle with care
The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face
people laughed at my small hands and bone-thin wrists but look who they turn to when they need someone to reach up inside vending machines and retrieve their bounty
lol this reminds me of this Mongolian dude, Bao Xishun, was like, a herdsman, got recognized for being one of the tallest people anywhere, real tall and skinny guy. Anyway, one day there’s these two dolphins dying from plastic shards in their stomachs, and what you do about that is reach your arm down there and remove them, but nobody’s arms could reach. So somebody goes “hey, I heard about this guy, arms probably long enough”
and that’s how this dude was was herding livestock in the middle of Mongolia one day and this helicopter lands and some people run out to him like “sir, we need you to get in this helicopter and come with us right away,” and they fly him in to the aquarium and they’re like, “cool, now just... reach down the throats of these two dolphins, you’re the only one who can save their lives.”
and he did. The dolphins lived. And they flew Bao Xishun back to his herd. What a fucking weird ass day that dude had, right?
I hope Bao Xishun realizes that he is a modern day folk hero.
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the man, the myth, the legend
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
this reply is killing me
Mis dos neuronas durante el día:
💀🐴SKELTON PAINTED HORSES🐴💀
Oh fuck, are those friesians?
GLOW IN THE DARK????
my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle