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typical oglaf banger

Dr. Valerian Crow- certified psychiatrist, court inquisitor and the worst sire

#He be a Gaslight Brainwash Manipulate kind of guy #Ironic that my Camarilla Malk is a worse sire than my Sabbat guys #But he paid for his crimes with a 2 year torpor and now he's... back to being terrible #He learned nothing (other than to try harder not to get caught)#But he's an elder he can do whatever #Vtm #vtm art #vampire the masquerade #camarilla #malkavian #oc #Art

catchymemes

atlinmerrick

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

dduane

Same. :)

depsidase

ultirex

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

quixoticalpostsager

Thank god I’m still in Europe

I should be fine just gotta find someone who speaks English and start crying

sleepy-frog-lady

They dropped me in the middle of the ocean I am going to die

quixoticalpostsager

Everyone who has reblogged this from me so far has ended up in the ocean

My plot armour strikes again

teal-sharky

Hundred miles off coast of Honolulu. I'd like to believe that on favourable wind I'd have a chance with a row boat and a GPS but without at least that much yeah I'm dead

katelyn-danger

Nihao motherfuckers

#One of the big islands in north Canada #Ngl would probably turn into a popsicle

captainclickycat

Which Controversial food/beverage do you actually love?

Sparkling water

Turkish delight

Marmite

Marzipan

Blue cheese

Black pudding

Eels

Olives

Oysters

More than one

Something else

See results

Voting ended onOct 11, 2023

No, pineapple pizza isn’t on here. It gets too much publicity and I’m bored of it. Pick one of the other ones. (If it’s more than one thing or something else feel free to put in tags)

#Green olives are ok #I also like licorice which seems controversial sometimes

ampervadasz

sweetsigyn

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

anais-ninja-bitch

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

labelleizzy

Omfg this is PRISTINE

kshandra

As several others have already said in the notes, this is Jerome Robbins’ “Mistake Waltz,” and it is GLORIOUS. And so much respect for the dancers, because having to do something intentionally wrong is frequently harder than trying to do it right.

graveweaver

SOUL EATER [print]

i was saving this to post in case anything was announced at AX because atsushi ookubo was a guest but i was baited...so here it is...

murraysiskind-deactivated202406

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

doing-90mph-in-central-london

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

dutchs-blog

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

helila

whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026

Handle with care

ornerycrab

The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face

glumshoe

people laughed at my small hands and bone-thin wrists but look who they turn to when they need someone to reach up inside vending machines and retrieve their bounty

weaselle

lol this reminds me of this Mongolian dude, Bao Xishun, was like, a herdsman, got recognized for being one of the tallest people anywhere, real tall and skinny guy. Anyway, one day there’s these two dolphins dying from plastic shards in their stomachs, and what you do about that is reach your arm down there and remove them, but nobody’s arms could reach. So somebody goes “hey, I heard about this guy, arms probably long enough”

and that’s how this dude was was herding livestock in the middle of Mongolia one day and this helicopter lands and some people run out to him like “sir, we need you to get in this helicopter and come with us right away,” and they fly him in to the aquarium and they’re like, “cool, now just... reach down the throats of these two dolphins, you’re the only one who can save their lives.”

and he did. The dolphins lived. And they flew Bao Xishun back to his herd. What a fucking weird ass day that dude had, right?

glumshoe

I hope Bao Xishun realizes that he is a modern day folk hero.

fatsexybitch

Archived from 2006

antaresferen

the man, the myth, the legend

biggaybunny

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.