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a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

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“I’m your worst knife-mare” is probably the worst thing that I’ve said so far today.

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It's a stabulous pun

My family was just sitting on the couch watching "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" while my brother was in the kitchen, rummaging.

Suddenly, we hear a sharp 'POP'. We look over, and my brother is standing there, looking at the counter in horror, yellow and white chunks hanging out of his mouth.

Turns out, he was trying to eat a boiled egg that he'd re-heated in the microwave, and, on his first bite, it detonated in his mouth like at tiny, hot and eggy bomb.

The most ridiculous part, however, is that he had another egg-splosion earlier this week. He was trying to cook eggs in one of those plastic tray "microwave egg cooker" things that, unfortunately, was in hindsight NOT supposed to be in there on high for FOUR MINUTES.

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FDA approves first autonomous telemedicine robot for use in hospitals

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I’D BE SO GREAT AT THIS JOB. ANY TIME A HUMAN HAD ANY PROBLEM AT ALL, NO MATTER HOW SMALL, I’D SIMPLY PULL THE PLUG ON THEM. NOW THAT’S EFFICIENCY!

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Why

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I feel really bad about the hummingbird that stayed near when there’s a good inch and a half of snow on the ground. His poor little green tuxedo body needs calories to stay warm.

He is at least staying by our hummingbird feeder, so he’s going to be well-fed, but still.

I am just a little sad that’s all I can do, but, ya know, it’s all I CAN do for him.

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College Rant I

Hey, English teachers! Know what's not cool? Reading guides.

I mean, sure, they help students, and I'm fine getting one. Its helpful to remember important parts. I'm not arguing about that

But telling your students that their reading guides are "just for them," and then collecting them for points?!

I'm one of those who don't need to fill out the entire thing. I remember the plot, the characters, important moments, etc. The only parts I fill out on "MY OWN READING GUIDE" is terms, phrases, and I occasionally do a question or two.

If it's MINE, I fill out what I need. However, if I know I'm going to turn it in FOR A GRADE, I'll do it all. I'll admit, I'd do it half-assed, but I'd do it.

In COLLEGE, the term "for a grade" is possibly the most important for a student.

I hate to tell you this, teachers, but "for a grade" and "just for you" are not interchangeable terms.

In conclusion, for my lovely teacher: go fuck yourself with those 7/10 points I missed.

#College #College funny #personal rant #sorry for the rant #no I'm not #reading guides #ill do it #only for the points #which you know #you didn't tell us about

"It's Spring already." Haha na m8.

#snow #spring #winter #Its cold outside #taken from #window #because it's #friggin cold #do you not see #the snow

A Valentine

Tomorrow we get cheaper candy

Happy Valentine's Day

- to me

#valentine #valentines day #a poem #for me #all for me #funny #happy valentines day #my valentine #is me #oh well #free candy #half off #candy

*opens package*

*trying to stay quiet*

Me:*whooshes quietly, but with feeling*

#funny #funny things #woosh #but with feelings #excited #its just a can sorter #shiny

I was in Costco, sitting on a platform cart near the restrooms waiting for someone. All of a sudden, this little shit comes out of the restroom. He’s dressed completely in white. Baggy white pants, white hoodie, white NIKE poker visor, and he even had white head phones on. Suddenly, he stops in front of the mirror they have next to the restroom and that little shit starts twerking. Throwing his arms out above his head, and everything. He was twerking like nobody was watching. I couldn’t look away. He stopped suddenly, and his head swung over to me. Our eyes met, and you could almost feel his shock. He walked quickly past me and went with his very-regular-looking family. It was the strangest happening I’ve ever had In Costco.