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@megandarie
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
Sometimes I hate my family. They’re amazing people, but I just don’t agree with their beliefs. I’m 100% supportive of GLBT rights, whereas I have to sit and listen to my grandpa bash out at then saying it’s not right. I have no problem with Black’s, Chinese, Japanese, Korean people. I love them all. But my family think otherwise and it drives me crazy. I have huge insecurities about myself and my body. I’ve been made fun of me being “fat” and “ugly”. I’ve been made fun of because I’m not"rich" and so I don’t have designer clothing. But when I do get one or two, I get excited because then maybe for once I won’t get put down about myself. But no, they just laugh because it’s out of style now. I have huge trust issues, anxiety, depression, and paranoia. I’m terrified when going into huge crowds. I just lock up. When I’m at a store with someone and they disappear, I lose it. I start having a panic attack and start frantically looking around for that person. When I’m in a store by myself, I have to sit in my car for almost an hour just for me to get the courage to even walk in there. It’s absolutely the hardest thing for me to accept a complement. When someone does call me “pretty”, “ beautiful”, “cute”, or “sexy”, I automatically deny it and they get made. They don’t tell me till after they’ve left. And that just makes me feel worse about myself. Well, you’re probably wondering why I’m saying all of this, because it may seem like I’m just trying to get sympathy or something. But I just want to make a point. My family always puts me down because of all the things I have. You would think they would be understanding and try not to, but they don’t. They say I’m not trying hard enough, or I’m not trying hard enough to lose this weight. Though I am trying, not eating, drinking anything but water, outside doing something all the time, I’m not trying though. Its hard for me to find someone who gets all of this and still calls my pretty or beautiful. But, my family doesn’t like him at all because of his race. And it makes me mad. Because, it just feels like everyone doesn’t want to see me happy, they don’t want to see me be confident in myself and doesn’t want to see me thrive. They just want to see me hate myself more and more and not be happy till I can’t take it anymore. This boy makes me feel happy, and special. He tells me he brags about me all the time at work. That makes me think I am worth staying in this world. But, I know I have to leave him…. Because of my family… I really do hate me and family…
It’s like I just want to go home and then I realize I am home and it’s the worst feeling in the entire world.
3:09 am (via halbklang)
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(via blutsigniert)
No one knows what behind an author’s thoughts, but the author.
Its’s kinda sad isn’t it?
They’re trying to send a message, and all the reader thinks is,
“Damn, that’s one good story”.
~MeganDarie
Him: “Are you okay?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Him: “Really?”
Me: “Yep”
Him: “ Be happy.(:”
Me: “I’m tired of pretending to be happy when all I and to do is curl up in a ball and cry. But no, I can’t, because everyone expects me to be fine and take everything in at stride. When I just can’t. I can’t take it anymore. I just want to go away forever and make everyone’s life better by just leaving.”
*In reality*
Me: “I am. (:”
“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE” GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.
I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.
friend: you're too obsessed with that game
me: what makes you atsume that?
friend: don't you dare
me: what? you're not feline up to it?
friend: please
me: want a helping paw?
friend: no please
me: it's not impossipurr
friend: i'm leaving
me: i wont neko of you
friend: bye
me: well this is a catastophe
friend: are you done?
me: not with that catitude
friend: ...
me: what? cat got your tongue?
friend: you're dead to-
me: let's cerish this mewment
friend: IF I PLAY THE GAME WILL YOU STOP
me: YES
friend: FINE
me: ...
friend: .. what?
me: this is-
friend: no NO NO
me: CLAWSOME
reblog this if you miss someone
You know, Say Yes to the Dress may be one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures but I have literally never seen a more body-positive, sex-positive, race-positive, all-inclusive show in my fucking life.
also I love it when the consultants passively aggressively rip the family members a new one when they try to tell the bride what to wear
they’re so wonderfully indulgent, you wanna be an angel unicorn goth metal princess? we can do that! You like this style but it’s out of your price range? we got a similar one with fewer sequins that we can do you a deal on.
It’s just the best
“You like the top of this dress, and the bottom of that one, THATS OK WE’LL JUST CUT IT IN TWO AND MAKE A COMPLETELY NEW DRESS!”
jiri-anlife
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
“Good Morning” “How was your day?” “Be careful” “Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe” “Sweet dreams” “How are you?” “I hope you’re feeling better” “Have a good day today!” “:)” “I miss you” “Good night” “Can you come over?” “Can I come over?” “Can I see you?” “Can I call you?” “You’re beautiful” “Want something to drink?” “Watch your step” “Let’s watch a movie” “What are you up to?” “How is your day so far?” “It will be okay” “I’m here for you” “Do you need anything?” “Are you hungry?” “I just wanted to hear your voice” “You just made my day” … You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.
Blocklava (via blocklava)
don’t try to tell me otter facts i already know all of them. yes i know otters hold hands. yes i know they keep special rocks. yes i know they use their bellies as tiny tables. i know it all
Oh I hear you Sea otters get all the love and get all their facts spilled all the time.
But do you know about otters big asshole brother? In South America there are Giant Otters. These are six foot long tubes of muscle who give less fucks then a honey badger. They are Apex predators and very, very good hunters.
They are known for stealing food from gators. They eat small caiman and friggin anaconda if they venture too close because why the hell not. They also eat Piranha because they fear nothing and consume the weak. They are attracted to watermelon (there are stories of them stealing them out of gardens) Which is weird as heck because they apparently hate the taste.
Best part. They hunt in packs. These guys are bamf.
No Fucks given
Fight me bro
Giant fucking otters
RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE
I first heard about giant otters in a Kresley Cole book (paranormal romance), and I thought they were interesting so I looked them up and was ASTOUNDED that they were real. Like, not just “used to be” like dinosaurs, but “currently living” real.
You wasted an opportunity to show the faces they make when they eat watermelon. They obv hate it, they CRY and GRIMACE, and yet they keep eating. Let me fix your mistake for you.
I wanna know what drives them to eat something they find so unappealing. What do watermelons have that they crave??
Iron.
@snowdinskeleton
that mineral.
this is officially the worst post… and i am the creator
