[strange-aeons]

Can my turtle get your support in his presidential campaign?

He's got his own website apollo4president.org

MEALWORMS FOR ALL!!!!

[megkiki]

My Russian tortoise, Sir Reginald, wants to be his vice president.

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[megkiki]

This is what gender equality feels like

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[megkiki]

Are we sure Krampus didn't write this song?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[megkiki]

It be like that sometimes...

[pepe-leaker]

No baby Yoda Pepe yet?

[megkiki]

Why didn't I think of this lol

[megkiki]

I was in the #toyaisle of a #familydollar and I saw a #marvelsavenger I already #bought Iron Man, Spiderman, Captain America, and The Hulk from a #walmart ages ago, and #antman was still $5.99+tax at the #quoteunquote DOLLAR store 😒 I still bought it, because I have never seen Antman at any Walmart, but #bruh #bruhmoment Why @marvelstudios @marvel ? https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nhEdQhL-7/?igshid=iu0q8tc36tdx

[megkiki]

While @cvspharmacy I had the #urge to get a #toy and one of the #numerous choices was #lostkitties I don't #usually get #blindbags but all the #figures were #cute and it was #inexpensive I got Ohai, a #series1 and #cattitude according to the checklist 🐈#lostkittieshasbro #lostkittiescollectables #lostkittiestoys https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ngB8pBe3P/?igshid=1e42mrsecgs5j

[megkiki]

I got more #actionfigures and since it was #october2019 when I #bought them, I know I'm late 🤷 My #theme was #horror so I #ordered #strangerthings #eleven from #ebay & #browsed #targetclearance for another #toy 💸 I don't play #wehappyfew but #thebobby was $5.99(half off) & fit with the theme, and he is #posable 😎 My #collection is #growing #mwahaha https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nexVyBAaU/?igshid=1fuzibddtukv6

[megkiki]

My #main #halloweencostume was #katieforester from the #yokaiwatch #videogames and #anime 😍 Everything but the #sweater was regular clothes, tho I did #tailor the #jeanshorts to fit me better 🤷 I #handmade the sweater because I could NOT find one online, except as a part of a whole, expensive and cheap looking, costume 💸 I contacted the seller, but no luck 🙃 I made a few #attempts and this was the best I could do, with a combination of #sewing and #hotglue I already owned, #thrifted ,or was #gifted the regular clothes and the custom sweater 😏 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ndQ5mBel4/?igshid=x55dt8jjafo6

[megkiki]

I wore a #handmade #starwars #disney #princessleia to a #university #halloween event! I made the #spacebuns and the #white #robe myself, and this was a #testrun 😐 A few places were #torn & I need to line the inside 😨 My inner #perfectionist is beating me up, but I know #objectively doubling up on the stitching and lining it is easy #cosplay #cosplayproblems #costume #halloweencostume #diyhalloweencostume #diycrafts (at Florida Atlantic University) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nb9ifhb4M/?igshid=1m17kugonookc

[starshadowx2]

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[hauntedcephalopod]

[logarto]

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

[shock]

[betasunkern]

why did they have to specify sfw

[logarto]

ITS A REFERENCE

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Mobile Users experience a long boi

[queersona]

do you love the color of the sasuke

[mysharona1987]

[ithinkthatthismustbetheplace]

That’s because it’s not skilled labor, anyone can do those things. In order to make good money, you have to be able to do something that not everyone can do.

[ralfmaximus]

ARTISTS aren’t skilled labor? Really.

Make me some art RIGHT NOW. Paint me a portrait in oil-based acrylic. 

What? You don’t know that acrylics are water based, not oil based? Gee, that’s something only a skilled painter might know.    

Or instead compose me a song. Design packaging for this new product we’re launching in 10 days. Make me a webpage with eye-popping graphics you didn’t steal from another site.

Artists do all that. In fact, every manufactured thing you touch passed through the hands of a skilled artist at some point.

FAST FOOD! If fast food is ‘unskilled’ then why does Wendys, McDonalds (et al) expend time on training employees? Surely if any asshole off the street could do the work they can just slip right in there and start slinging happy meals on day one, right? 

Do you know the correct EH/OSHA-approved way to wash your hands? Do it wrong and you are literally violating the law. 

Quick: what do the symptoms of Hepatitis-A look like?  

Or let’s talk janitorial services. Do YOU think you can clean an entire floor of an office building in the allotted time? Where does the trash go? The recycling? How do you get ahold of the waste removal company when the dumpsters are inexplicably full at 4am? Whom do you call? What’s the account number? Is this even your job to worry about? If the dumpsters are full where do you put a night’s worth of collected trash?

What do you do with hazardous waste you might encounter, if you’re cleaning (say) an industrial workspace? Dispose of it incorrectly and that’s a crime.

What’s the procedure for when you encounter a trespasser in a secure building where supposedly nobody but you is working? Can you identify a fake or expired employee badge? Are you supposed to? Your training probably covered that. 

How much would we have to pay you, dear @ithinkthatthismustbetheplace, to deal with a seriously clogged toilet? Shit-smeared walls, standing waste water, the entire place trashed as if it was 3am after a frat party? You have less than an hour to return that restroom to pristine condition. And no, building services is not going to help you.  

You don’t think that requires skill? 

Or adequate compensation?

[reelaroundthedavekan]

All labor is skilled labor

[tinabelcherseverythingisokface]

^^^

The idea of “skilled” or “unskilled” labor is inherently classist, and misses the fucking point anyway. All labor has dignity, whether you THINK it’s “skilled” or not, and all people deserve to live comfortably, whether they’re able to work or not.

When you peel back the layers of this bullshit argument it becomes obvious that it’s just another way to keep us huddled masses infighting instead of building guillotines.

[armandyke]

He was a trans man you fucking freaks

[armandyke]

Imagine hating trans men so much that you read the history of someone who presented as a man for so long that most people only discovered he was ~biologically female~ after his fucking autopsy and be like “well clearly he was just gender fluid” I’m fucking

[buckysbattalion]

he specifically asked to be buried in the clothes he died in!!!!! we only know he was trans bc someone disrespected his direct wishes after his death!!!!!!

[armandyke]

[saints-row-2]

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

[blujayonthewing]

you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?

tumblr ad: 

[awed-frog]

“Capitalism does not permit an even flow of economic resources. With this system, a small privileged few are rich beyond conscience, and almost all others are doomed to be poor at some level. That’s the way the system works. And since we know that the system will not change the rules, we are going to have to change the system.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

[megkiki]

I will be coloring in all 55 #janeaustin #inspired #coloringplates from this #adorable #coloringbook I started with 1/55 the #quote reads, "How much sooner one tires of anything than of a good book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library"-Miss Bingley, Pride and Prejudice #coloredpencils #crayola #having_fun #relaxing #stressrelief https://www.instagram.com/p/B0pWyLUlaMv/?igshid=7xwwgj7phpi7