bless this mess

Meg | 36 | Lesbian | She/Her/Hers | Fat, Unapologetic, Inclusive, Feminist You can also find me on Twitter @meg_merilees

[archi-pelago]

very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

[archi-pelago]

Her

[archi-pelago]

this is her natural state

[archi-pelago]

An addition

[archi-pelago]

#archi your dog needs a little sweater

[mawwart]

You really have a little creature that lives with you that looks like this

Immaculate. Extraordinary. I love your dog

[archi-pelago]

OH MY GOD?? ♥️💖💗💕💘🥺 THANK U

[archi-pelago]

…well, i cant argue with that

[evie-the-mostly-human]

VIP. Very important post

[nancybongwater-deactivated20230]

[tootboi]

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[piedude]

[abandonrun]

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

[curseofsisyphus]

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

[dono-harm-totonystark]

believe it or not, we liked that more

[thefloralpeach]

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

[deaddovecoterie]

thinking about this

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[kwistowee]

Join us; we have snacks!

[triviallytrue]

Hmm. American Football should probably never be played

[triviallytrue]

Once a month or so I hear about some veteran of the league doing something insane and everyone kinda looks at each other like "this probably downstream of the fact that he has severe brain damage from playing football for over a decade"

[dreamsatdusk]

How to Disable Ad ID Tracking on iOS and Android, and Why You Should Do It Now

The ad identifier - aka “IDFA” on iOS, or “AAID” on Android - is the key that enables most third-party tracking on mobile devices. Disabling

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

This was incredibly easy

[mimic-tesdinic]

Hi my name is Quincey Abraham Arthur John Jonathan Wilhelmina Lucy Harker and I was born on the anniversary of Dracula's death (that's how I got my name) and my parents are half vampire. I have dark brown hair and a lot of people tell me I look like Walter Whitman (AN: if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). My guardian angel is a cowboy

[nitewrighter]

“Quincy Lucian Arthur Abraham John Renfield Harker, you were named after the bravest polycule and guy who ate bugs I have ever known.”

[megmerilees]

This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen

[badjokesbyjeff]

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we’re underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you’re here, right?

[tearlessrain]

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

[tearlessrain]

biologically accurate lion memes should be a thing I think

[tendergothic]

[justcatposts]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[omruc]

getting ready to joust at hole depot :)

[omruc]

home depot* jesus christ

[officialstarscream]

THE HOLE DEPOT

[geekysteven]

[Image description a red shopping cart more than double the length of a normal cart and it tapers into s point at the end]

[uncanny-tranny]

Not feminine, not masculine, not androgynous, but a secret fourth thing

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that