Melony Mel

The Emporium of Madness!

[mel-emporium]

Bwah!!

ubwehhhhhhhhhhh

[reflectivesocks]

H E L L O ????

[i-am-a-fish]

because I'm alive and I don't know what else to do, I'm gonna love everyone as much as I possibly can

[delicious-dream-before-the-storm]

When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …

[francesca-feasts]

@hieronymus-bush … although I’m not sure what you’ll think of it 😆

[hieronymus-bush]

Holy hell. He has amazing technique AND he didn’t just transcribe the piece to piano, he essentially composed classical music (and honestly some neo-classical, lol) based on the melody. Plus, he kind of looks like Freddie.

[muchymozzarella]

People in the 1800s would've gone apeshit over this in the concert halls

[emeraldbirdcollector]

Reblogging to watch later...

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[beatrice-otter]

That's Peter Bence, and he has the whole video up on his channel:

[the-haiku-bot]

That’s Peter Bence, and

he has the whole video

up on his channel:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dogpuppy]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Don't follow I'm pushing 30 btw

[hotniatheron]

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[avakynx]

Peni Parker SP//DR | Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[galacticcrash]

which one in a friend group are you

I AM IN MISERY

I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS

Remaining time: 17 hours 47 minutes

[funstealer]

Rick Owens S/S 2018 "DIRT" bag with detachable accessory cord. Styled with Miharayasuhiro A/W 2008 leather jacket. via vegrockspace

[mel-emporium]

i have a lot of pet peeves... my biggest one though is like 2 feet long! his name is sal :)

[dogpuppy]

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

crow's bone & ipod

[gaystation4]