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Hm... Howdy? I'm Noah, ya'll can call me Nowie ¦ He/Him ¦ Bisexual Panromantic ¦ INFP ¦ I write shit (poems or novels) and also (on rare occasions) do art shit ¦ 😗✌️

[lemonsweet]

They're always eating everything

[degenderates]

[teaboot]

POV: Your grimdark fantasy love interest is a beagle puppy

[pukicho]

Worst dog name, go.

[pukicho]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[shencomix]

[flipchild]

I'm really obsessed with this weird little crocodile interstitial

[flipchild]

& can you really blame me.

[frontmansdefender]

[yourhometowncryptid]

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

[charlesoberonn]

Pharaoh after the 7th plague.

[veil-of-exordia]

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

[abalidoth]

Looking back, Nobody found this funny.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Oh, and fun man ‘o war fact:

You know how they’re colonial organisms? My whole life I thought that meant “they’re made out of thousands of almost microscopic little guys”. You know, like every other colonial organism.

Turns out that’s not true.

They’re made of four guys.

One guy’s the tentacles, one guy’s the stomach, one guy’s the gonads, and one guy’s the funny balloon sail.

here are their weird babies:

you can really see the multiple polyps/medusae

[science-whore]

imagine being the gonads

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

imagine NOT being the gonads

[longseasons]

[elljayvee]

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[colemckenzies]

i was ready to accept ‘we are now approaching leeds’ as the screenshot of despair

[xzye-trelefor]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[caats]

[write-on-world]