Delusional Pisces

A 27 pansexual African American bratty barista ☕ with a bark to match the bite. ✨MINORS DNI✨ . . . . . . This is my blog which contains whatever I want it to. 18+ due to NSFW post and content. I do accept submissions, I like to see what I do to others. Message me if you want to chat but be respectful

[hikes-and-moans]

In the mood to hear “fuck, you feel so good” 🫣

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[our-queer-experience]

[raskoln1kovsaxe]

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thetattedstoner]

Rub your pussy, then rub my face

[elejahfanfic]

Klaus x Bonnie_

[sexynakedblackguy]

Sometimes they don’t reblog me cause my name is “sexynakedblackguy” and they don’t want to look like a pervert in front of their mutuals

[sexynakedblackguy]

WHERE IS THE WEED MAN??

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[pigbarf-deactivated20260409]

Could go for some cold milk and white macadamia nut cookies

[thickness-protection-program]

The sexiest people in the world are the ones who still follow the 6 ft rule in lines. If you're right up on me to the point I can hear your thoughts you're ugly

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich