[lesbianelectraheart]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

[bubonickitten]

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

[bubonickitten]

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

[ladyshinga]

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not crying.

[unicornempire]

Often times effort matters so much more than the thing itself. Whatever you can do, simply trying to do it at all is often more than enough.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

You don’t need money to have the richest experience like this one

[mcelroyfamilyfunhour]

Which food awakens the beast inside you?

Griffin: This is going to complicate things a little bit, but are pills food? Do pills count as food?

Travis: Do they unleash the beast?

Griffin: In a manner of speaking.

Travis: I see

Griffin: A beast who’s not as anxious as a non-beast is.

Travis: Ah yes

Griffin: Compared to what the non-beast is, I am currently, and have been for a while now, beasting the fuck out, sooooo

Travis: That is true with Travis’. Anxiety Travis and Sad Travis, who is now Doin’ Okay Travis.

Griffin: Regular Travis, yeah! The fucking beast!

Travis: Oh a wild man who can focus on homework!

Griffin: Yeah! I can get out of bed! I’m the beast!

Travis: I care more about the needs of others!

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[allsadnshit]

being alive is like a whole fucking thing dude ive only been here 23 years and can only really remember like 10 of those years at most and yet im literally immobilized by fear and anxiety i have no clue what i want and yet i am mad at myself for not moving fast enough? like towards what? for who? who is even going to hand me a medal for living correctly? like what would happen if i was just content but like no one knew and i told no one. would that still count? i think it would

[vashiane-archive-blog]

Natural Eye Color Chart

[procrastinationnationyo-deactiv]

tag your eye color

[littlestalexhorne]

“stardew valley is a fun and relaxing game,” i say as i load up an 80 page guide as well as multiple wiki pages open. “this is causing me no stress, i swear,” i insist. ive got graph paper detailing my farm plans. i have tables with all the villagers’ favorite gifts and their birthdays so they can all like me.

[shutyourmoustache]

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

[shutyourmoustache]

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

[gahdamnpunk]

YOO SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE

[ryokoson]

Save a marker, SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

[oolathurman]

It’s called the crayola colorcycle program! As on its FAQ, they mention the following:

“Crayola ColorCycle will accept all brands of plastic markers, not just Crayola markers. That includes dry erase markers and highlighters! ColorCycle will eliminate placing hundreds of tons of markers into landfills.”

There do seem to be some limits, however, as far as I can tell, anyone can ship in a box of markers. “Any sturdy cardboard box with minimal outer markings will work. The more markers you ship, the more efficient this program will be. We suggest a minimum of 100 markers and a maximum of up to 40 pounds.”

[lizzieinthesky]

Also, look for the Crayon Initiative. 

Their whole things work with used, donated crayons they melt and make new ones to donate to children’s hospitals. 

[zero-initiative]

This is a really good idea, especially if you are trying to find an economic friendly way to get markers or crayons out of your abode without throwing them in the trash

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

YEAH.

[goodfuckingcoffee]

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

[astraldeterminism-deactivated20]

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

[medusasstory]

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

[riverside--wren]

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

[fleurdulys]

The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze

1874

[gonegrls]

why does this communicate the universal mood we women experience so perfectly

[foxy-voxy]

This is doubly annoying because she’s clearly in mourning; look at her clothes. those are mourning clothes. The way she clutches her handkerchief. The wetness of her eyes. She’s not a lark to the seaside, she’s traveling to or from a funeral. And this dandy fuckboy can’t look beyond his own nose and have some fucking respect.

[jeanjauthor]

This is why I support artists.  You can tell a story without any words at all.  You don’t even need to title this piece “The Irritating Gentleman” and yet most 21st Century women will know exactly what this 19th Century woman endured on the day of that painting.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sirartwork]

I probably spent too much time making this