im really trying here

⭐️olivia|gemini⭐️

[youlovetoseeit]

oh shit

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[tupacabra]

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

[a-soft-suicide-deactivated20131]

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

[lightfulfillment]

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

if i were anakin i wouldve made c3po rose gold or maybe silver tbh… his current color makes him look like a walking trumpet

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

catch the new rose gold c3po 6s

[yiffmaster]

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

[yiffmaster]

do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes

[speaknowtaylor]

Since it's about to be new years eve soon I want to remind everyone that this evening really does not have to be the biggest adventure party experience. Dinner with your parents? Awesome! Board games with a few friends? Nice! Watching a movie alone and going to bed early? Yes! Taking care of your pet? Good! Going to the party that does not seem as great as you expected? Well, there are so many other nights that can be better. We always force ourselves to have a wild and crazy life changing night but in the end it is just one night of so many more, do what you want to do, do what makes you feel comfortable.

[officialnaomicampbell]

[schnetzlarchive]

i realized something today

[whitepeopletwitter]

[libertybill]

[dude-its-liz]

[swevicki]

Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.

[bscully]

Bullshit.  He didn’t. He’s pulling a PR stunt right now.

From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn’t exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check…?)

“Sincerely, Dick N bawls”? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible

everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn’t seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar  should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that’s exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao

Also this:

Where’s that Testicle Association you’re speaking of?

[aphony-cree]

That NTA logo on the letterhead is from the Nutritional Therapy Association (x)

[threadzless]

If you expected a nazi to act with integrity you haven’t been paying attention

[littlebabypubert]

This website is sooo fucking unbelievably stupid imagine needing an entire dissertation to understand that this neo-nazi did not actually donate his left testicle to the “National Testicle Association” and produce a document signed by a real man named Dick N Bawls

[may]

me: goodnight moon

moon: goodnight lil bitch

[shitboy96]

who was the hottest roman emperor (in your opinion)

Sportacus

[8bitgirl]

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

strong contender for post of the decade

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten