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whatcha-thinkin

Your school is enforcing a mandatory uniform! Which would you prefer?

white shirt, navy blue corduroys

polo and khakis

short sleeve white shirt, black tie, and black slacks

dress shirts, blazers, and ties with school insignia

branded sweats and hoodies

white tunics

color-coded jumpsuits

one word: plaid

we'll need extra rules for the girls or they'll slut all over everything

nothing says "we are all conforming to standard" like [tag]

No. No no no no. I will start a fire. Do not test me.

Voting ended on2h

#SLUT AWAY LADIES #come to the bonfire we’ll throw it in my backyard

mushroominaforest

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

excuse-me-thanks

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

snoomfies

snoopy pride flags :)

goatedgreen

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

#accidentally looked up gun information once and my highschool flagged it #thankfully the woman I spoke with could see my screen and knew that I was writing #but it was still mortifying HOW did I forget that existed #pro tip never forget you’re always being watched in high school

thememedaddy

thetechnicallydeadclub

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME NOW!

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD HAPPINESS!

the-haiku-bot

I’M SICK AND TIRED

OF NOT BEING ABLE TO

AFFORD HAPPINESS!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sugar-petals

so i polled you (blog audience beloved) about everyone's sexual orientation and just in time for pride month we have apparently ended being straight on the internet bc 31% of my followers are homosexual, 22% are a combination of lgbtqia+ labels, 16% are bi (including myself), 10% are ace, 6% are trans, 4% are nonbinary, 2% are questioning, and merely 4 % are hetero. yall we are the 90%+ majority here, that is the reverse of every population statistic 😭

koiagain

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

onceuponalegendbg-rwby

Elijah will be taking a week off. She’s lost her voice after the con. Hopefully she’ll be back to recording some time next week.

Be prepped for a similar announcement from Mosco. Cons are just exhausting in general so I wouldn’t be surprised if she needed recovery time as well. So far no announcement has been made though.

chortlebot

remake of this classic

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems