Camp Camp sentence starters (1x01-1x06)
I’m not here to make friends. I’m here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don’t want to deal with them.
I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.
See, that’s the sad thing. He still actually thinks that I love it.
I’m telling you, if we leave now, I can hot wire that bus.
What the gosh darn heck happened?
Well, I’m certainly not hiding from any authorities if that’s what you’re thinking.
You are the bane of my existence.
I don’t know what kind of operation you think you’re running, but I won’t stand for it!
Oh God it’s coming back - the crippling anxiety and regret.
Do you want to spend the rest of your summer at this godforsaken place or do you want to enjoy the sweet taste of freedom?
Remember this face, ___, ‘cause you’ll never see it again!
Imma be real, I just always wanted to drive a bus.
Aw, man… That was supposed to kill you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why you gotta put that shit on us? We don’t work here.
Sorry everyone, just… really overwhelmed by all this friendship right now.
I wanted to spend my summer in an air-conditioned laboratory! Not walking around a future Wal-Mart parking lot!
Nature can be your friend if you just give it a chance!
Uh… this looks like the place where teenagers go to get stabbed.
Oh well, I guess we should turn around and go back to live a normal life.
I am your king now! The throne is mine!
I want a viking’s funeral! Light me up!
Why do you always have to make things weird and complicated?
All that’s left to do now is recharge with a full eight hours of lying in bed… awake! Waiting for tomorrow!
All right, guys, our first attempt to bust out of this god-forsaken hellhole didn’t work, but tonight’s gonna be different.
I’m not doing this for you. I made a vow.
Why do you keep hitting me?!
That guy literally stabbed me in the back.
Look, ___, that’s just how the world works. Now, do you want to be socially outcast, or do you want to go get ice cream?
No one’s too cool to talk to. Even cool kids take giant, uncomfortable shits from time to time. Helps remind you that we’re all equal.
Aren’t you all sick of this lowly work?! It’s time we take control of our lives and fight back! Who’s with me?!
I am very disappointed in you for this behavior!
This is just like Les Mis! Ah, I love it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the hell up. Did you nerds forget who revolutionized this place?! I should be leading you!
Progressive buzzwords can’t save you now.
Everyone is so much happier now, thanks to you!
Check out this tattoo. I put it on by applying hot, then cold water.
No fighting! Violence never solves anything!
Someday, you’ll learn that no matter how righteous you think your cause is, there’s always someone bigger to keep you down! And that day is today, and that someone is me.
And that’s why you should always properly fold and put away your laundry.
We’re fine. We’re just having some good old campfire scary stories is all.
Pssh, ghosts don’t exist. You die, and then you’re faced with eternal nothingness. It’s gonna be great.
Do we actually have a detective team name now? Ooh! We need a theme song!
What are you doing here? This is the last place you want to be on a night like this. Real spooky night.
Don’t be so naive. This is mild experimentation at best.
Guess that goes to show that sometimes, the only thing scarier than monsters and ghosts… is real life.
We’ve got a big day of outdoor activities planned, but as you know the most important start of any day is a balanced breakfast!
I have gone through a lot of planning and preparation to make this day happen. What could you possibly tell me that I don’t already know?
I’ve always said, “what better way to learn than to teach?”
Come now my friends, let us express ourselves through the glory of MACARONI ART!
Wanna go see how many pudding cups we can fit in our pockets?
I’d just like to be included for once. I feel like I’m always just in the background of your adventures.
Remember your place, ___! I am in charge today!
Oh snap, did someone get murdered?
