I'm A Nymphomaniac

| Aimee | Music, books, cats, and stupid shit 24 | College Student | Bisexual

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[astraskylark]

Manifesting this tomorrow

[cheery-feline-mammal]

I finally finished the Walouija board

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[moonflowermick]

hello good morning. just here to remind you that both, Jamie AND Dani used their tongues during this kiss.

you’re welcome.

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[regularhumanbartender]

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cosmic-magical-being]

A brief summary  of American Horror Story: Coven.

[hate-deactiv]

this video is so fucking accurate

[supremecordeliagoode-deactivate]

I cried a little

[tatehorror]

this is the best thing i’ve ever watched

[surprisebitch]

throwback to the best AHS season

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

i miss the golden era of ‘men get pegged’ posting. you all gave up on the cause so quickly

[luidilovins]

its because we’re busy practicing social distancing

[incessant-kitten]

With a long enough strap, both could be accomplished.

[luidilovins]

you’re right I was thinking like a quitter

[niggazinmoscow]

[babyanimalgifs]

Blind Dog Gets Excited After Identifying Owner by Sniffing him. ❤️ 

(Source)

[justcatposts]

Can I sit next to you? 

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