Y I K E S

My personal collection of shitposts and memes. Viewer discretion is advised

[crazy-brazilian]

[evilvillain123456789]

I used to love ancient pottery until my stepdad bought me my first hammer. Now i smash that shit on sight

[crazy-brazilian]

[pissvortex]

they should invent edibles that aren’t scary

[pissvortex]

smoking weed: pretty good. Ok. just don’t overdo it

eating an edible: doesn’t kick in until 2 hours have passed at the exact moment that an amber alert is going off and your dog is barking at something you can’t see and your mind keeps skipping like a DVD

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

[whisperoftheheart1995]

[transposers]

The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out

[somedaysigetitright]

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

[draumboosky]

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[ruinedchildhood]

Are we going to forget that this happened?

[inquisitorpsyduck]

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[unexplainedthings]

you dont have to speak alien or be a telepath to know what hes thinking!

oh shit i crashed the saucer!

[railroadsoftware]

true!! we’ve all been there

[toastbutteregg]

[mullberry]

[thebootydiaries]

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

[reactionpicarchive]

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

[thefleshmustgrow]

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]