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marvel rivals

I would like to preface this by saying I have never played a game of marvel rivals in my life but I came across a new summer skin for captain America and I had to share with the fellow people who didn’t know about this. Here he is:

I’m sorry what

in all seriousness HOLY MOLY

ok actually in all seriousness WHAT THE DINGLEDANGLE

Ok the only other thing I have to say is marvel rival seems to objectify all people equally and I think that’s beautiful

#marvel rivals #For all the people that have never played like me #Thank you marvel for blessing us with this new skin #Does marvel rivals have jiggle physics?

ririwithrice

Whatever you do, when you meet a pilot don’t ask inappropriate questions. Like, for example

1: have you considered converting this plane into an Airbnb and/or boat

2: have you ever wanted to put the wheels out mid flight to see if the plane would start walking

3: who’s the cheekiest terrorist you’ve ever met

4: do all of these buttons actually do things

5: why did you become a pilot and is it because you failed as a stripper but still wanted to wear the uniform

reunitedinterlude

obsessed w the contrast <3

snapbackslidee

nobody talk to me ever again

picking strawberries rn I feel so whimsical

#strawberry #berry picking #summer

literalcyborg

This is stupid, but I’ll dip my toes into dumbass tumblr discourse JUST THIS ONCE

For everyone in the Sexyman Polls saying Ryland Grace isn’t a true sexyman because Ryan Gosling is too conventionally attractive: need I remind you of Bucky Barnes? Or Doctors Who #9-12? Or heaven forbid, every main man from Supernatural? Troubled White Guy has always been an archetype that tumblr loves, why is anyone surprised by this?

That is all.