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Old gay back on Tumblr at John Green’s constant behest They/them

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and/or whimsical.

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[akajustmerry]

in case you didn't know, you can type "-ai" after your search terms in google and none of that gen ai shite at the top of the page will come up + you save that bit of water and power + you go back to being misinformed by google the old fashioned way: with pages of rigged SEO results ❤️ just to reiterate you can bypass/filter out the gen-ai results google search tries to shove down your throat by typing "-ai" after each search.

[meowmarcatdafi]

Hey if this is something you’re into I recommend using the browser https://www.ecosia.org/ to which makes it super easy to turn of AI overviews of search results AND all the profits go to planting trees and other climate action. It’s free, and it’s literally no different than using chrome imo.

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[vampire-loving-vampire]

why is ut always "being fat puts pressure on ur joints" but never "being skinny makes u more vulnerable to joint/bone injury" like lets be real im not playing this game with u where u get to pretend u know anything about medicine much less my personal case . u are going to have things happen to u and ur body no matter what size u are and pretending fat people are somehow the only people who can possibly sustain weight related injuries PISSES ME OFF . be fucking serious

[meowmarcatdafi]

Like being tall is also MEASURABLY bad for your health, and yet doctors aren’t warning parents of the dangers of tallness??? Like be so fr

[vampire-loving-vampire]

why is ut always "being fat puts pressure on ur joints" but never "being skinny makes u more vulnerable to joint/bone injury" like lets be real im not playing this game with u where u get to pretend u know anything about medicine much less my personal case . u are going to have things happen to u and ur body no matter what size u are and pretending fat people are somehow the only people who can possibly sustain weight related injuries PISSES ME OFF . be fucking serious

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[gojira007]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[meowmarcatdafi]

Hi all, this is not a normal type post for me but I am needing to take my dog in for surgery next week so if you can share or chip in $2 every bit makes a huge difference!! Thank you thank you thank you.

Donate to Support Nebula’s Life-Saving Surgery, organized by Haley Belleville

Hi! I’m Haley and I am humbly asking for any help you can provide to pay for my … Haley Belleville needs your support for Support Nebula’s L

[meowmarcatdafi]

Let me know if this isn’t really in the spirit of this group and I will remove but I have a hard time asking for help and I’m trying to overcome that, so you want to chip in $2 or share this it would really really mean the world to us.

[meowmarcatdafi]

Hi all, this is not a normal type post for me but I am needing to take my dog in for surgery next week so if you can share or chip in $2 every bit makes a huge difference!! Thank you thank you thank you.

Donate to Support Nebula’s Life-Saving Surgery, organized by Haley Belleville

Hi! I’m Haley and I am humbly asking for any help you can provide to pay for my … Haley Belleville needs your support for Support Nebula’s L

[byjove]

AO3 is down. Before (the modern concept of easily shareable) fan fiction was invented, do you think people had to recount their sexual fantasies about fictional characters and mythological and historical figures directly to their buddies? Do you think, once upon a time, there was a group of girls making bobbin lace in a dim room in 17th century Brittany with one of them spending hours recounting an elaborate fantasy she had about Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere and all of her friends listened enraptured and enthralled? I think so.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

[laughterkey]

[9fruit]

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

[meowmarcatdafi]

Tbh I’m the most distressed by this at the thought of you didn’t eat for 7 hours???

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?