5000 years queue

Alex/Draak, demigender, gay. he/him. 18+ if you care || 24hr queue for your 3am needs

[hungwy]

you can schedule posts for specific days you know

[foxeseveryhour]

Source

[streetkit]

i hired this fuck to stare at you

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[punkrock-bottom]

my boyfriend’s fursona is a gummy worm and neither of us are into vore i feel like a failure as a boyfriend and a couple

You’ve also failed society as a whole don’t forget that part

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

[booksnbolts]

A comedy of errors during my first time playing Rimworld

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

[ozempicofficial]

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[amazoogle]

i dont think ive ever been quite as passionate about anything as that person is about not saying hi. its so funny im losing my mind. hi

[amazoogle]

fill in the form, dimwit

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[xpxssxm]

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper