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“A star that shined brightly on stage for 10 years, now a star of the skies.“ I made a blog for my nails: my nails

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[squashbananak]

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[greelin]

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

[greelin]

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

[closet-keys]

"I would kill to protect my family" (<- wants to kill people)

"I would die to protect my family" (<- passively suicidal)

I think a lot of men just add "to protect my family" after all their fantasies

[gladiolarp]

I'd suck a dick to protect my family

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[byjove]

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

[cheese-wiz-for-bones]

that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.

[byjove]

she has been practicing since she was very young

[merimaybe]

What a dignified and shapely beast…

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[tlirsgender]

X-Men Writing Proposal: Nightcrawler starts saying "y'all" in that specific way europeans do it when english isn't their first language & it annoys them that english doesn't have a plural "you". Everyone blames Rogue. He won't stop

[tlirsgender]

This is always happening with germans and it never sounds natural and personally as a usamerican southerner I find it delightful. They're right. English DOES have a plural "you" if you believe in yourself and have love in your heart

[tlirsgender]

My favorite part of this post is all the germans in my notes being like "wait I do that"

[tlirsgender]

Ach... mein secondpersonpluralpronoun ...

[depsidase]

[paproszka]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nechronox]