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hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

#xD

i'm deeply confused

i don't have faith

i am chopped liver

#affirmations #op

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One of my all-time favorites

#twitter

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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#music memes

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is it any surprise that ilya latent suicidal tendencies rozanov was a club rat in the early 2010s when every single song was a variation of Tonight Is Literally The Only Night Worth Being Alive We Are All Killing Ourselves Tomorrow

good news everyone

i think i need to be president, this is because of my horde of eunuch beetles, which they tell me what to do for every decision, and they are of infinite wisdom, &, they no longer have any penis at all, which is quite powerful

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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

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Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

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Just carry a purse…

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But I told him I was masc :(

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:(

#xD

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Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

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*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

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My dad and pop used to go fishing at 5am on the beach where we stayed over the Xmas holidays, and after a few days Dad came and woke me up to join them because "trust me, you want to see this".

A sea eagle had noticed them throwing fish back (undersized) and was diving in to get them while they were stunned, but in doing so was risking getting tangled in the other line that was out, so they managed to convince him to wait and they'd toss the undersized ones to him directly. So for weeks we went out in the morning and I sat up on the dunes next to a breeding pair of sea eagles while they waited for my dad and pop to catch undersized fish.

(They had to put a lock on the esky they kept the keepers in because when the female arrived she went, hey there's some more fish here, and horked them all.)

It's one of my most treasured memories, waking up before dawn, wrapped in a bunch of shawls, to go sit a few meters away from these beautiful birds and watch my dad and pop laugh as they tossed the fish up high for them.

#vid #nature

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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