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highassi

the introverted urge to find 1 person you feel comfortable with and do literally everything with them

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives.

The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

splend-42

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

deliriumcrow

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

cipheramnesia

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

patrickat

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

avron

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

digitaldiscipline

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

weaver-z

This satire article resonated with me so much

gudetama-tamad

corpus--incorporated

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

liberalsarecool

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

impormable

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

ralfmaximus

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

swiftlark

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

zoestorm

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

wrotten

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

nikfromtheinternet

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

academicssay

catradoraism

softlypause

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

beardedmrbean

Congratulations on the cat

battlefem-deactivated20170404

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

itsoldjohn

that last one is literally a LOOK

cassiocantdrink

yes!

but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:

AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree.

petermorwood

Here are a few more Prokudin-Gorskiy / Gorskii shots, and a reminder once again that these aren’t recently colourised BW images but original colour photos taken about 120 years ago. Many colourised pics don’t look this good. Some modern colour pics don’t look this good (as I know all too well. “Delete image Y/N? Y!”)

This is Leo Tolstoy, author of “War and Peace” and “Anna Karenina”.