[unalivejournal]

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[gaytanic-panic]

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[1introvertedsage]

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[bislutbastard-deactivated202603]

'i'm bi because i love every woman and like two men XD' honey. honey you don't have to put on a performance. you don't have to put on a show. you can and should express the full extent of your bisexuality. don't let dipshits that think attraction to men bad and evil and attraction to women good and pure make you dampen that attraction. there's no need to overcompensate. you can just be bisexual. people will hate you for it, yes, but people are gonna hate you regardless for being bisexual. it doesn't matter if you pretend to be "one of the good ones." at the end of the day, we're all either actually straight or actually gay depending on our gender presentation and partner(s).

[bislutbastard-deactivated202603]

like it just makes me sad at this point when i see those kinds of posts because i know so many of them are just overcompenstating and purposely shoving down their attraction to men to appear more "acceptable" to sapphic and queer circles. it's so depressing. if that's actually your experience, this isn't about you, but so many of us were really putting on this show to try and be accepted by people who never were going to accept us anyway.

[majestictortoise]

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

[louisegluckpdf]

oh i know the 19th century literature girlies were gagged at this

[like-what-deactivated20171227]

how morally corrupt is your 19th century love interest on a scale of “aloof rich guy who doesn’t know how to express his feelings” to “has a secret wife in the attic” and “tries to dig up your grave so he can embrace your dead body”

[wizzard890]

the thing I enjoy most about this post is that digging up a grave to embrace a dead body is only like. the eighth worst thing heathcliff ever did.

[onyxhellebore]

Also, he didn’t just try it, he did do that exact thing. 

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

i think it's worth remembering this xkcd from 2013 that's still equally true

[teaboot]

My former uncle is my future stepdad. The holidays are going to be interesting this year

Have you considered attending a play

[transhumanoid-deactivated202106]

many of my posts are made much funnier by the fact that I’m hot. try to remember this so you can fully appreciate them

[mikelogan]

SEX AND THE CITY 6x11 The Domino Effect

[funstyle]

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

[probuccalfat]

5 days before your period is like top 10 worst times in human history