it's ye ol' metalhat

I cry about Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes, the band Ghost, cute stuff and weird stuff

[andthenyourealizethat]

[there-must-be-a-lock]

Hawkeye as told by Ao3 tags, pt 2

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[onionpainter]

Onions

OiI on canvas

[defilerwyrm]

username checks out

[deanwinchesterapologist]

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

[fairy-wren]

Bullock’s Oriole

(photo by Jeff Wendorff)

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[sloppystyle]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[1038276637]

[andrearrrrr]

automatic Parmesan slicing

[anais-ninja-bitch]

there are some specific-ass machines in this world

[relax-o-vision]

There are whole factories that do nothing but cut and package onions. Entire buildings with personelle, and they only cut and package onions.

Processed food is fascinating and terrifying.

[homochromia]

Where did the round center piece go? Probably gets processed further somewhere else but it looks like the machine just stole it away. lol

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[ID: Screenshot of tumblr tags reading “please op i am desperate for the context.” End ID.]

Sure, here ya go:

Lord George Gordon Byron was an English poet in the early 1800s.

He wrote several narrative poems that influenced the gothic genre and was a HUGE fucking slut. HUGE. This bisexual mess slept with so many fucking people it was insane, no gender was safe. Unfortunately that “no one was safe” mentality did not work out well for him bc there were a LOT of rumors that he impregnated his half-sister.

His only child from a legitimate marriage was from his wife, Lady Anne Isabella Noel Byron, who straight-up left him after a year. You know how divorce was uncommon in the 1800s? His wife was just so fed up with him that she did not care and left when her daughter was five weeks old.

This daughter was named Ada and would become known as Ada Lovelace.

Byron signed the separation papers and then left the country to have sex elsewhere and would later die when Ada was eight.

During that time if a couple divorced, usually the Dad would get full custody, so just in case he tried anything Lady Byron made sure to play the devoted and overattentive mother.

Lady Byron was absolutely paranoid that her daughter would become an insane gothic mess like her dad so she decided the only thing to do would be to make sure she did not become a Poet™. So she heavily encouraged Ada’s interests in science and mathematics.

Around the 1830-40s, Ada met Charles Babbage through a mutual friend and he showed her his prototype for a mechanical calculator. She got absolutely obsessed with this machine and began helping him out with it to the point where her notes on it became more extensive than his.

She also added notes to a translation of a paper on this engine that is considered to be the first published algorithm.

These notes on the engine and translation became the basis for computer programming.

She’s considered The First Computer Programmer™

So, because Lord Byron was a little slut and his wife wanted their daughter to Not Be, we now have to deal with tumblr discourse. Thank you and goodnight.

[durbikins]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[mtndewbajablast]

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

[mtndewbajablast]

[hiveswap]

shrex

[yasirumora]

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

[mtndewbajablast]

like hell you will

[el-es35-deactivated20180402]

No limit..✌

[humans-are-space-orcs]

One alien to another: “special affects? Photo shop?”

The other: “Must be”

A human: “nope”

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

…..

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O-O….

[less-stressed-news-producer]

Nothing is more beautiful than human finesse and skill

[bunjywunjy]

What Makes Us Human? FLIPS

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[fuckblast]

No one's posted this yet somehow

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

this post contains notes

[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

edit: if you want to tag this with some variation on “but i feel bad during the day,” read this to understand what i’m really saying here. also, please stop putting triggering content in my notes

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CLINT BARTON in HAWKEYE (2021)