Once more

They/Them. Far Removed Smutlurker. 21.

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[silvermoon424]

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

[ohnoitstbskyen]

If you ever hear the phrase "fascism is aesthetics as politics," that's what this post is talking about.

It's not about being tough on crime, because the absolute toughest most brutal measure you could take against "crime" as a social problem is to alleviate poverty, and increase access to education, healthcare and social mobility.

It's about performing "tough on crime" as an aesthetic by enacting violence against a prop, i.e. minorities and the impoverished, who are fetishized and objectified to represent "crime." They are brutalized as punishment for crime, but never with the purpose of alleviating the problem of crime.

This is why a lot of conservatives and other right wingers can get straight up angry when you suggest things like reform or social measures to reduce crime. They don't want crime to be reduced, they want an eternal war against "crime" because it provides an arena for the righteous to demonstrate virtue by brutalizing their enemies.

[squeakitties]

[queerqueenbeelove]

Trainer who wears a skirt over her shorts to hide her obvious erection she gets whenever her pokemon battle for her

Seeing her pokemon in her element, dodging attacks, and defeating other pokemon with her own, being so attractive to her that she has to hold herself back from touching herself

All her pokemon who get to hear about how amazing they fought while she's fucking them into her bed hours later

[syrupyapple]

Always let your Pokémon date sit at the table when eating dinner as long as you have a suitable chair just so even the big Pokémon don't have to just stand. That's rude (even if they don't mind they deserve to sit with you) while staring at each others eyes when eating together.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[piranes11]

[mezafterdark]

"Why would you want to fuck a Pokémon when there are really hot human wome-"

You're thinking too small. I'm trynna be sandwiched by Cynthia and her Milotic.

[oh-hey-look-a-open-journal]

Pokemon headcannon time

I actually imagie sex toys for pokemon being actually a kind of normal thing to have, especially for trainers who dont battle and really only have one or two pokemon, being that they're safer than sending them off to a daycare the average person can afford (unlike the nicer ones that professional pokemon trainers send their team too to blow off steam). Its actually considered destigmatized because of that. Buying one is more thought of like buying those dental hygine brushes for dogs, being just a normal biological function for pokemon after all.

I also personally imagine it having more minimalist packaging instead of more regular sex toy packaging, being labled things like "pokemon sexual wellness stroker" and other boring stuff. Heres a drawing I spent way too much time making trying to represent the exact vision that popped into my head when I thought of this honestly

No im not a profesional graphic designer how could you tell

[dragonite-milk]

Keep your Pokémon happy and healthy with Pokéhealth™'s new Pokémon Sexual Wellness Stroker! Rated and tested with hundreds of happy Pokémon and trainers, the Pokéhealth™ Pokémon Sexual Wellness Stroker guarantees satisfaction!

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[forcewild]

slit play, slit play, slit play, slit play 😵‍💫

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

saw a meme and had a vision

POV: my first ZA playthrough

[abbys-derg-blog]

dragon... *looks up at dragonaudience* free- use dragonpussy?

[abbys-derg-blog]

no human could ever fill out a dragon's womb. why not let a couple dozen of them use it as much as they wanted. it's free pleasure and you're not about to get pregnant even if none of them pull out. why not have your slit hanging out and ready to use?

[hardgockcafe]

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

[markovchaingang]

kinda funny how level drain fetish stuff adopts the aesthetic of fantasy RPGMMOs whereas level draining really only seems to be a thing in rather old-school ttrpgs. if you tried adding an enemy that drains xp into your MMO the players would mail a fucking pipebomb to your office

[zork-dork]

Thinking about a big powerful Nidoqueen pulling me up against her and peppering kisses all over my snout while I rub and squeeze her tits, grinding my growing cock against her belly, just waiting for her to give the go-ahead and guide me into her pussy...

[oh-hey-look-a-open-journal]

You ever think about the fact that at least more than one person in Gamefreak/The Pokemon Company wants to canonize pokephilia? I mean, the 'Human-Like' egg group, the Japanese versions of the Sinnoh Folk Stories, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Salazzle, and Tsareena.

All I'm saying is these were very deliberate choices, that had to go through at least a few chains of command.

Yeah, sometimes i wonder if theyll ever let it happen properly in a game, even just meeting a trainer and their pokemon who are a happily married couple

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]