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artist | minor | too many fandoms it's a problem

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[nearlycassidy]

now I’m sucked into your lies through Russel, not his muscles but percussion he provides

happy birthday sweet brooklyn boy

[beemovieerotica]

[ayxasma]

This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...

[track-maniac]

I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

[wishfulsketching]

Medic with Heavy's sisters. Maybe not their first meetings but eh

[sammitopl]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[just-pankake]

like to meow. reblog to meow. comment to meow

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[wanderingrestlessly]

imagine your last memory of earth being violent imagine the last human touch u remember being someone pushing u to the ground imagine the last time u feel the sun on ur face or dirt under ur hands is when ur clawing at the ground desperate and terrified to stay on earth ryland grace if i think about u too long i feel physically SICK

[yujateaandpi]

ourgh gonna frow up

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[clovenhooved]

patron saint of learning something and never being able to go back

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes