what is my life.

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[birdsandbirds]

[jlu-gifs]

[glitchcaze-blog]

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

[allsaidanddun-deactivated201802]

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro

[midnighttrain247]

To be a kid again

[paulthebukkit]

WHY IS THIS HERE

[goothemighty]

To reward anyone crazy enough to figure this out.

[tangobunny]

“If you do something creative, you should be rewarded for it” seems to be the modern Nintendo motto, and I’m grateful for this kind of design.

[climateadaptation-deactivated20]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

There he goes

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

armoured ferret

[metrocore]

If you are a fan of EXO, GOT7 and/or Highlight, pls go check out and follow luminosidae!!!

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[unsettlingstories]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sonicshrike]

when you see someone talk about the really obscure thing you’re into

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[mangotrash]

me: i won’t get jealous me: who…that… :-)… .…

[394627486283962718494]

The Paul siblings 😍😍😍

[heckifiknowcomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Heck If I Know

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town