Mel Herky

Formerly @lexiibishop, but all grown up. Still a Mayans and SOA obsessed Aussie. With an unhealthy dose of Leverage and Grown-ish thrown in.

[gardenvarietyhuman]

💥🙌👏

[s-wordsmith]

Love how serious everyone takes the death of Lucille II. Nate immediately consoles Hardison with "she was a good van" and Eliot in the tunnels tells Chaos "you killed my friend's van" as if that's the sole reason he's there to fight. I like to think that Parker and Sophie did things off-screen. Do they care about the van? Probably not. But Hardison does. So they kinda do.

[beingfacetious]

Eliot, these conspiracies aren’t real, right? Parker, I’m not at liberty to discuss that with you.

[original-missif]

Eliot Spencer, World's Greatest Hitter: this is fine I've worked in teams before I can handle working a single job with a couple thieves what's the worst that can happen?

Hardison and Parker: *are sassy and classy with Eliot for 5 minutes*

Eliot Spencer: uh oh 😳

[mariana-oconnor]

The AO3 search/filtering system has just ruined me for every other search function ever. I genuinely go onto websites, click ‘advanced search’ and then look at what paltry options they’ve given me in utter horror. How does anyone find anything? How do people survive?

[thesoldiersminute]

Jax Teller — Sons of Anarchy S06E04 / requested by @blainesebastian

[classycookiexo]

[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[innytoes]

Leverage ot3 + Ikea? just for them to get blahaj. everyone deserve a good sharky.

-Parker reads somewhere that going to Ikea together and assembling one of their furniture pieces is the Ultimate Relationship Test so she drags them to Ikea. Possibly when it’s closed.

-Eliot has no idea why they’re heisting an Ikea but this is a more relaxing date night than that time they accidentally uncovered a smuggling ring during their trip to the petting zoo so… sure.

-Not only is Hardison immediately enamoured with the giant BLAHAJ shark, he also sees the DJUNGELSKOG and is like: omg it’s Eliot.

-Eliot is annoyed and grumpy about it. He just wants some damn meatballs and nice mustard and to get out of there.

-Yes they break into the kitchens so Eliot can make them some meatballs and they can score some desserts.

-Yes Eliot makes them tidy up after because they’re not going to fuck with some poor service worker coming in tomorrow morning and finding a mess.

-Hardison speaks fluent Ikea and is like: no babe the BILLY bookshelves aren’t what we need, we want the IVAR system and also a couple of STRANDMONs so we can pretend to be Bond Villains while we hang out in the den.

-Somehow Lucille is stuffed full of things. Parker offers to ride on the roof because they can’t fit anyone in the back anymore. When Eliot complains she sits on his lap instead in the passengers seat. He pretends to complain but he just wraps his arms around her to keep her safe.

-They do not get to assembling flat pack furniture because when Eliot is unloading he finds a DJUNGELSKOG wearing one of his bandanas in the back of the van and he was like: fuck this I’m going to bed, it’s 3am and I don’t have to take this from you two.

-Which is his way of saying ‘come snuggle with me’ of course. No really. Hardison, just trust Parker on this. Trust her. He wants cuddles. (From them, not from the DJUNGELSKOG.)

-The BLAHAJ keeps appearing in weird places specifically to annoy Nate.

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

The way JD has and is acting on social media is making me hope/wish so bad that there’s no season 5.

He's an A grade prick

[mhercock]

I just blocked the arrogant prick… just couldn’t do it anymore.

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

I have a headcanon that most bad guys for hire in Leverage keep track of the OT3’s important dates in their calendars. Like an unwritten rule of hitter world: Never ever ever try to take on the Leverage crew on xyz dates because it’s their birthday/anniversary/Nana’s birthday/some sort of important date.

I mean, getting beat up is one thing, but having your all belongings stolen *and* your digital dirty laundry aired in front of the whole world? No thank you. One time someone offered an unholy amount of money, and a bad guy got greedy. He came home to an empty apartment, every single piece of furniture stolen, all money gone, and the authorities had to put him in the hospital after the arrest because he was beaten up like a rag doll.

[ll-again]

I love this, but I think it understates the sheer level of petty that Alec Hardison and therefore the OT3 are capable of.

Mess up a Leverage High Holiday, and that shit will follow you the rest of your natural life. I’m talking, like, porn subscriptions that follow you no matter how many times you legally or illegally change your name. And, like, not normal porn, the super weird stuff (unless you are into the weird stuff, then you get do vanilla porn). It gets “misdirected” on occasion to your spouse/partner or that one creepo Uncle you have who will definitely notice your name on the address label and want to Talk About It.

Sometimes, your stuff goes missing, but sometimes… sometimes nothing goes missing, but a truly terrifying doll with two faces turns up on your mantle. You throw it out. The next day it’s sitting on your bathroom counter. You personally take it to the dump. The next day it’s in your kitchen. It’s like Elf on the Shelf meets Chucky.

You track down Eliot Spencer and beg him to beat you up so you can just pay your penance and have done with it. He’s like, “Nah. I’m good.” You go home. There are TWO of those creepy dolls sitting on your couch reading your newly delivered issue of Fetish Monthly.

And the only way out of this nightmare? You gotta work for Redemption.

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[apas-95]

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.

[mossdealer]

YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)

[drabbles-mc]

I know you're the one for this job! So, prospect nestor headcanons or fic?

I feel like this is more than a headcanon, but not quite a full fic? I opened a word doc to write up a little somethin’-somethin’ for Prospect!Nestor and this is what came out. Hope you enjoy!

Ficlet under the cut 🖤

Keep reading

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[iloveyou-writers]

Am I still considered a writer, even if…

“I don’t write every day?” Yes.

“it goes weeks or months between sessions?” Yes.

“my stories don’t get any or much interaction?” Yes.

“I only write fanfiction?” Yes.

“I only write for fun?” Yes.

“someone criticizes my skill?” Yes.

“my family are the only ones who read my stories?” Yes.

“I only write for myself, with no intention of sharing it with the world?” Yes.

“I don’t know writing terminology?” Yes.

“I’m not very good at what I’m doing?” Yes.

“I don’t believe myself worthy of being called one?” Yes.

“the publisher turned me down?” Yes.

“I only write one genre?” Yes.

“I use clichés?” Yes.

“I lack motivation?” Yes.

“I excel at dialogue but suck at description, or vice versa?” Yes.

“I keep abandoning projects to start something new?” Yes.

“I say screw the rules?” Yes.

- D

[coco-cruzzz-deactivated20181230]

Danny using Gino’s braid as a mustache 😂

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

This is legit so pure and adorable

[cloysterbell]

“You know, it’s just such a beautiful moment. Here’s what I have a problem with. Did Eliot make it? Is anybody worried about Eliot in this scene? There was two shots that went off and they’re out there hugging, man! Go back in there and check on your boy.” “They know Eliot’s fine. We actually in an original cut, just as they embraced, we heard you go ‘I’m good, in case you’re wondering!’” - Christian Kane and John Rogers, The Rundown Job DVD Commentary