Eh.

Now available in ginger.

[mellifexfarm]

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

[mellifexfarm]

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

[lord-kitschener]

80s chickens

[yemenitehole]

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

[mellifexfarm]

i love them thank you for the advice

[draconym]

[mellifexfarm]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clickthefrog]

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

[isaac-clarke]

birds

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[tiavision]

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

[jamiesshelves]

Canon

[themiscyra1983]

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

[worlds-of-ink-and-paper]

the kids would love him.

[bluefirecas]

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

[hexcoderose]

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

[elfwreck]

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

[hamelin-born]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

[funnygirlthatbelle]

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Song Titles from a Former Ensemble Member

Prologue: What does this mean?

Any Dream Will Do: Thank god the audience is too distracted to realize this makes no sense.

Jacob and Sons: REUBEN WAS THE ELDEST OF THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL WITH SIMEON AND LEVI THEN NEXT IN LINE

Joseph’s Coat: constant panting

Joseph’s Dreams: Yeah, he’s kind of a dick but still.

Poor, Poor Joseph: goddamn that’s high

One More Angel: LIKE DEMOCRACY NEVER DIE- I sure hope you do though

Potiphar: woodblock and sex trumpet

Close Every Door: If you sniffle, I will cry and you know it.

Go Go Go Joseph: inevitable strobe lights

Pharoh’s Story: purty

Song of the King: YAAASS corn and cows werk it

Pharoh’s Dreams Explained: He better say pajamas right this time.

Stone the Crows: the one time it’s okay to have a voice crack

Those Canaan Days: of course it was a gay party, look at this cast

Brothers Go To Egypt: suffering and clapping

Grovel, Grovel: I really hope no one gave him a sponge bath.

Who’s The Thief?: Who thought 7/8 was a good idea for a time signature?

Benjamin Calypso: lllliiiIIIMMMMBBBBOOOOOO

Joseph All the Time: way too high

Jacob Comes to Egypt: of GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD

Any Dream Will Do: You will sing harmony on this for the rest of your life.

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqZVvp3FlmD/

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[pumpkinleif]

Me: So. Facebook’s creepy, DeviantART is ugly, and now Tumblr is broken. We need to go somewhere else.

Person: But where? Where else can we go?

Me: To the one place left. Back–to the beginning.

[pumpkinleif]

oh boy time to bring THIS puppy back again

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[imposterogers]

I bet thor sometimes goes out to Midgard forests and talks to the trees just in case they’re listening

[imposterogers]

thor, fresh out of college and ready for real life applications: hello friends! I realize you are not flora colossus, but perhaps you can understand the language. I am groot, I am groot :)

the trees:

thor:

the trees:

thor: that is alright!!! perhaps you are shy! we shall be friends regardless!

[ruinedchildhood]

[buzzfeed]

23 Photos That Confused The Hell Out Of Us In 2018

[neuromedical]

I’m glad eduroam is such a paneuropean experience 😂

[grogkill]

[pasdecoeur]

john mulaney played spider-ham because he’s horny for death. 

[island-delver-go]

(Source)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]