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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.
who is the Toronto baseball warlock
Restful Moments, 2023 by Suchitra Bhosle (Indian, b. 1975); Oil on panel, 14x11 in.
what if the pitcher threw a christian baby but it got raptured at the moment of the swing but since the batter swung it counted as a strike and it cost them the game
rule 6.01(e)
the umpire would be justified in awarding the batter with the run as if the pitch had connected and they would be able to win the game (and the millions of dollars)
baseball heritage post
life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off
Temporary Secretary - Paul McCartney
i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??
when you introduce yourself and someone says "oh, like ___", what are they usually talking about?
a famous person/public figure
a fictional character
a geographical location
an animal/insect
a plant
a song
a word
a saying/phrase
a religious figure
a piece of media but not a character from it
something else
this has never happened to me
‘Nowhere To Be Found’
2024
charcoal and graphite on paper
11.16.5cm
This fucking rocks actually
underwater caves are rated for diving according to how many loving spouses and kids the cave diver has waiting for them at home. they won't even let you go in some of the more dangerous ones unless you're twice married with an excellent relationship with your ex and multiple young dependent kids from both marriages
fully sober in the club googling my own private idaho 1991 script
“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”
@wolfi-amadeus-mozart
Hm...I may steal that for my own bio
Danke schön, Herr Salieri!
... my pleasure. Wolfgang.
everyday on here it’s like okay well sure
Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”
“I didn’t kill him!”
“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”
“Oh, sorry”
“Did you kill somebody?”
“Oh yeah”
“I’m gonna have to take a look around”
“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”
*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*
“Well?”
“I didn’t like it”
It won the audience choice award, obviously