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[micahfuchsite]

I can’t send asks or messages :/

[salanaaar]

club penguin dies today…

here’s to the unadopted pookies here’s to the spambots for the club penguin army here’s to the pretentious members here’s to those that have played for years here’s to the newbies here’s to the frozen-obsessed roleplayers here’s to the members begging for likes here’s to the people who sent random friend requests here’s to herbert here’s to klutzy here’s to aunt arctic here’s to gary here’s to rookie and jet pack guy here’s to rockhopper here’s to all the penguins that helped us along the way

here’s to club penguin

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[micahfuchsite]

Pure

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

i think andrew hussie is a master class case study in author anonymity

like, who even gives a shit about death of the author when the author barely exists metatextually anyway? his public friends are all people associated with or who worked at one point on homestuck, his social media reveals nothing about him personally, and the only pieces of personal information he discloses are pieces of disjointed, unrelated, or “is he joking?” type material. i know he’s a sagittarius but i don’t know if he has parents. i know he has a giant blue horse dildo somewhere in his home, but i don’t know which state he lives in. 

nobody within the past 500-600 years of literature has managed to write something as big as homestuck and remain as secretive as he has. most authors are tempted by the fame offered to them via their work and immediately flood their audience with personal disclosure, try to make themselves celebrities. not hussie. hussie wrote one of the biggest pieces of internet literature in history and stayed completely off the map for all of it.

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

update: apparently he’s not a sagittarius, he’s a virgo. great so the only thing i knew about him was that he owned a giant blue horse dick

[fefairys]

all i know is that he once sent shelby cragg none pizza with left beef

[vriska]

I heard you can only see him on foggy nights behind an olive garden after downing 5 faygos mixed with red bull and if you beat him in a fist fight, he reveals all the secrets of Homestuck

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

He pushed me into an open manhole after I sold a copy of Failure to Launch at the local Gamestop.

[despazito]

*leaning back in a rocking chair of a saloon patio, taking a long drag from a cigar* boy howdy, homestuck? i remember those days… days ‘em herds of homestucks grazed this pass far as the eye could see. them notifier would strike two, three times a day and the stampedes would cover the land. all of ‘em looking for a little piece of fame. notes came easy back then. first one to make them jokes got tens o’ thousands of em, and so we was all prospecting from them updates. then one day the droughts came, and one by one they all gone. over n’ over til there wasn’t none left in the land and it all dried up. yessir i remember those days.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[micahfuchsite]

I painted this from a screenshot- no tracing, just used it as a reference. The dark spot on his chest is wet paint. I'm mostly very happy with it, just not the lettering on the sign. I'm not the best with writing.

[oliviawhen]

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

[roachpatrol]

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

[montagemode]

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[communistcoppola-deactivated201]

j;afkdf2903ruqelkfad

[mynewurl]

the water fountain at work has broken so the cafe is handing out free coffee all day and honestly i know this is a bad idea but i am going to abuse this so much and i am ready to face the consequences head on

[mynewurl]

ive had 17 coffees and i can’t feel my legs but on the plus side ive spoken to god and she seems chill

[dimensionhoppingrose]

This is so, so important you guys.

[radiomaxwell]

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

[prideofyunmeng]

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

[silvernis]

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

[lord-of-bitchcraft]

And let’s not forget the “You Shouldn’t Keep Secrets From Me (Even Though I’ll Use Them Against You Later)”

[lamo-is-to-blamo]

also the “I Promise i wont interrupt you when you do talk with me (Except when i need to point out where you fucked up and what you should have done instead)”

[curiooftheheart]

“You can tell me the truth (as long as it’s the truth I’ve already decided is true. Anything else is a lie.)”

[minatorykitten-deactivated20170]

“Tell me what’s bothering you (so I can twist it to make it your fault and then act like your problems are harder on me than you)”

[mugica]

“I will encourage you and support you (in front of people so they think I’m the nice parent but in all honesty you’re going to get whipped when you get home.)”

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

The one about keeping secrets and using them against you later is just exactly my mom to a tee.

I trust her with a couple big things here and there, that was a fucking mistake. Immediately after I give her honest criticism about something she just fucking spits out every personal thing I’ve told her as a defense. Now she fucking wonders why I never tell her ANYTHING.

[zielomizu]

Yeah basically. I mean, I THINK my mom legitimately has paranoia, and at least now I can recognize this and also tell her when she’s taking her anger out on me and that that’s not okay but… she’s TERRIBLE at accepting when she’s wrong, or when she’s over-reacting, or the fact that I’m telling her is NOT because I’m trying to “be better than her” but because I 1) am worried she’s stressing too much or 2) am LEGITIMATELY being treated unfairly. She has trouble accepting the fact that yeah, I’M AN ADULT, and just because she raised me doesn’t mean that I have to sit back and take her bullshit now that I can recognize it’s unhealthy. TL;DR - Parents of my / our generation SUCKED, this was the norm, and I hope to fuck my generation gets better socialization and does a better job if they decide to raise kids.

[thecommonchick]

get yourself a Jeffrey

[borkdork]

I’m engaged to a Jeffery :D

[micahfuchsite]

Lawful good!

[micahfuchsite]

Got a sticker from a friend at a phone store, a bunch of little sheets with all three teams on them

[prettymlm]

shout out to fat trans boys bc i never see representation for us

our tummies and thighs and arms and calves and chins and cheeks and fingers and butts and anything else you might think are too big are perfect and super cute in their own ways and im giving them all a kiss as we speak

[kingjaffejoffer]

[queenciityconfidential]

petty

[micahfuchsite]

Chaotic neutral

[pineandthistle]

Holy shit.