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Nat |22|They/Them|Trans/enby|Dyke Gender is a social construct and I don't conform to one 🇩🇰🇩🇰

[sandersstudies]

Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[clevermanka]

nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?

[digitaldiscipline]

[munsass]

ok but how are you going to leave out the best picture from the whole photoshoot

this is the exact opposite of the male gaze and i’m OBSESSED with it

[theonceandfuturedoc-deactivated]

@meanwhileonwednesday

[thy-lovelylionheart]

person: oh you write? are you any good?

me: yeah I guess

also me: he furrowed his brow, his brow furrowed, brow furrowing, his brow knit together, a wrinkle creased his brow, his brow browed browingly, brow—

[thy-lovelylionheart]

I had no idea this was such a universal problem

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[strawberryjamsara]

Catra: *Hugs Adora and blows her a kiss* bye Adora

Adora: *Sighs lovingly* Bye Catra

Glimmer: Uh… Adora?

Adora: Yeah

Glimmer: I think Catra just stole your wallet

Adora: *sighs lovingly* That bastard

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

but what if things work out and everything turns out better than you imagined? what if things change and your depression has been lying the entire time? you never know. life has a funny way of coming together sometimes. so don’t give up, and wake up every day knowing that the future is full of good people and small successes and beautiful things that will make your heart swell. it will all be worth it in the end. believe in that.

[rickybabyboy]

Me on my way to fucking GET you

[crocodilianilian-deactivated202]

the FUCK did i ever do to you?

[rickybabyboy]

:*( do you not want kisses?

[moghedien]

Do people know about the long term sponsorship MBMBAM used to have with Extreme Restraints (like several months of weekly ads) where they’d have to talk about various sex toys and once had to talk about them in a completely PG-13 way for candlenights. Do PEOPLE NOT KNOW that Extreme Restraints sent the McElboys an anonymous list of all the weird shit people bought with their coupon code.

No one talks about the long period of time when the McElboys were sponsored by a sex toy/bdsm online store and put their hearts and souls into those ads and I’m afraid it’s because people don’t know about it

[moghedien]

https://youtu.be/-oCD7Ag9ecs

[spruiksart]

ducktales screenshot redraw!! i love these girls so much they are an iconic duo

[lettheladylead]

i doodled this even worse for twitter last night but now ive redrawn it and ANYWAY this is how i see this trio until proven otherwise

webby: i wish lena liked me like i like her violet: i feel like i have to ask this every day but how could you possibly be this dense

[curlymedusa]

one day I will draw other ducks

[0hn01md34d-deactivated20221125]

[sasunaru-senses-deactivated2019]

year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.

[zoobus]

Which part of the Bible is this from

[antigonics-deactivated20221102]

gay pride cat

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?

“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”

ok but… are you even… like….. friends????

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

people I still want to stab over a decade later:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

[morgynleri]

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

[thebibliosphere]

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[citrusriot]

Are you fucking serious?

[lmaonade]

i would never lie