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funnytwittertweets

runcibility

cantinabandmp3

wake up babes new gender identity just dropped

low-shear-velocity-province

It's very easy to say that magic doesn't exist, but ultimately computers work by channeling lightning through a series of crystals, so who's really to say.

manicmartyr-deactivated20250904

bruce wayne gets covid and he was in close contact with his whole family so the entire rogue gallery has ten days to take over gotham

demigraysons

the entire rogue gallery gets tested as part of the potential crime plot and half of them are now out of commission bc it turns out selina and bruce had close contact, and then she had lunch on thursday with harley and ivy, who went for coffee with eddie friday, who had his weekly chess game with jonathan on saturday, and so on and so forth. killer moth tested double negative, so everyone else is texting him scheme ideas on the fly. he’s doing an instagram live. half of gotham is watching. he proceeds to just do cool tricks like backflip off of buildings.

grongleboy

told my manager today that i wish i had a shirt that said “i love vaccines, autism, and abortions” to wear to work (we have a big conservative clientele) and immediately she said “i can make one for you. does your partner want one? i want one too. we can get staff shirts.”

i’ve never felt happier in a workplace

grongleboy

guys….. it’s here

psychoticcrippleandposims-deact

I love them aksmsmd

thetimba

[image id tiktok from @.bow_asintakea_rawn A brunett of indeterminate gender with short hair wearing a dark paisley waistcoat over a white button up sits in front of a bookcase. They speak with a faint Eastern European accent. "Ze difficult thing about being a vampire who is Deaf...is I cannot turn into a bat. Well, I can turn INTO a bat..." A bat flies into a bookshelf with an audible *smack*. There is a beat, and then back to the vampire. "...echolocation is a little bit embarrassing." end id]

creekfiend

zara2148

Jonathan, looking out the window and once more watching Dracula scale the walls like a lizard:

ghostlygraphist

wolfjillyjill-13-deactivated202

I WASN'T READYYY!!!

❤🐺

reginaldqueribundus

joannamarieart

Arthur Holmwood: "I bear messages which will make both your ears tingle.”

The entirety of Tumblr:

arandomblogforeternity

My Fav Spider-Man Panels

low-poly-yuri

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

cleansingreflections-deactivate

what

low-poly-yuri

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

cleansingreflections-deactivate

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

vang0bus

actually its a decagon

vang0bus

careful apollo might hear you

yotaasuke

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

promiscuous-mycorrhizal-fungus

ur all wrong actually

otacringe

I was right this is gonna get 100k

jonpertwee

Back up. Who the fuck calls France The Hexagon??

40ouncesandamule

Apparently, the french. They even a little coin for it

jonpertwee

Could the French stop being insufferable for one second??

multifaceted-musings

“Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?”

New achievement unlocked: Poly lucy harem

lesbianakaashi

Fanfic authors are amazing like they could be literally anyone. That one coffee au you read last night? Could have been written by morgan freeman who knows

drarryking

Dude I am acutely aware of this whenever I see people writing at coffee shops and stuff

chooseyourmusehasmoved

Story time: I used to sit at the library for hours to mooch the wifi and work on my fics. Almost every day, the same person would sit across from me. We both had our established spots and no one ever really took them. Couple months passed and I was working when I got an email from Ao3 saying a story I was following had updated. I proceeded to take a break to grin and giggle behind my hand throughout the story. I left a comment and went back to my writing. Not five minutes later, the person’s phone went off, and they started grinning and typing on their phone. Another few minutes go by… And my phone pings that the author has replied to my comment.

Long story short, we traded a few odd looks while we both typed on our phones, before we finally put the pieces together and realized we were talking to each other while sitting across from each other. Turns out we were mutual followers of each other and ended up talking for hours about our favourite fics.