SCP Guard 34256

Guess who ‘accidentally’ got all clearance levels

[nevver]

Biosphere 3, Kyle Thompson

[o5verthinking]

Contained.

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Eh... more like a bio cube

[nikkoleon]

Fuck you, he doesn’t need your shitty hosts anymore.

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Self Care Propulsion. -Roth

[michaelarison-guard34256]

How bout we just put him on the moon cause containment is not working very well

[tunnelsnakesfool]

Like a boss

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Or Connor goin into cyberlife

[dennys]

we made contact

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Are you trying to tell us something Denny’s?

[allibie]

This is important.

[thehauntedcorvidqueen]

Yea it is

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Extremely

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[officialfist]

9,592,063 people are not Amanda. Keep up the good work y'all we’ll find Amanda soon enough.

[boreragnarok]

I mean I can help… my sister is Amanda

[plutonia94-deactivated20190226]

Wer zum Teufel ist Amanda?

[dzamie]

Nearly ten million people are not Amanda

[trappedinthepalmofmyhand]

My sister is an Amanda

[tails89]

I don’t even know any amanda’s

[fanwriter02-deactivated20180507]

My sister is Amanda… BUT SHE DOESNT HAVE TUMBLR HEHE

[goawaythisblogisded]

My name is not even close to to Amanda

[thatmartyparty]

I don’t even know any Amandas.

[anti-ddlg-memes-deactivated2018]

I know an Amanda that’s really nice, but I haven’t seen/talked to her in two years :p

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Must. Not. Leak. Information.

*sweating* I..I don’t know any Amanda’s

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[uniursh]

[thehauntedcorvidqueen]

This is weird lol

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Ummmm... is someone gonna deal with this?

[blaroth]

SCP

Special Cowboy Pants

Super Cod Powers

Sally Can’t Poop

Singing Corpse Party

Simply Comforting People

Some Crappy Place

Stop Cutting Pizza

Sandwich Chopping Plc

Sandy Candy Palace

Stuck Condom Penis

Uhm

[lex1nat0r]

Sucky Coward People

Some Can’t Pick

Salmon Catching Powers

Super Cowboy Posse

Sinister Covert Plots

Smiling Candy Purveyors

Screen Capture Police

Space Cataloging Prodigies

Surgical Conversion Position

Supreme Commander Platform

[thefoggygolem]

Sugar Coated Pop

[ornistheavianfiend]

Scantily Clad Popsicles

Spurious Comedy Props

Some Cantankerous Pimp

Send Couple Pantaloons

Stop Ceiling Perverts

Sumptuous Cake Pieces

Silly Carnival Ploys

Severely Crestfallen Penitent

Sandwich Coated Particles

Squid Clogs Phoneline

Survive Cavorting Pterosaurs

Someone Cease Punnery

Secure Coarse Pigs

Spaces Contain Pills

Sewer Closure Protection

[mooohaus]

Scream Cry Pee-your-pants

[mightdeactivatesorry-deactivate]

Stinky Clown Penis

Super Cat Planet

Some Candy Pops

Soup Can Peas

… that’s all I have…

[the-foundation-is-gone-deactiva]

(( Sincerely Crappy People

Shit Crap Poop

Sparkle Cat Puppies

Suspicious Candy Porpoise

Super Crap Portal(106′s pocket dimension)

Stupid Caught Pokémon 

Sewer Corner Police

Scary Corvid Platoon

Sapient Capri Pants

Scott Cawthon Policy 

Spooky Christmas Popsicle

Silver Cocky Person

Some Certain Possum

[thehauntedcorvidqueen]

Strong Corvid Protector :>

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Secure. Contain. Protect.

That’s it and that’s what it always will be

[begone-pestilence-deactivated20]

Does the doc have a significant other to spend the 4th with?

“…nn.”

// He’s hoping to spend it with the other(nicer) SCPs!!

[michaelarison-guard34256]

I don’t think your cleared to do that...

[askscp096]

Can I see the baby!?!

“wHAT BABY?”

[michaelarison-guard34256]

The one ozwald mystery said you would have.

[michaelarison-guard34256]

[o5verthinking]

Ooh, but what are the ingredients in a kondraki bar

No.

[michaelarison-guard34256]

Dang

[o5verthinking]

How hard was it to get Able to do Keter Kinda Christmas

We didn’t approve that. 

[doctorfuck]