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[GIVEAWAY] Special Edition Official MDZS Manhua 《赤笛云琴记》
Hey guys! As some of you might already know I ended up with extra copies of the recently released MDZS manhua and so will be giving away ONE COPY! I bought my copies from 快看漫画, one of the only three stores that are selling the official manhua.
The winner of the GA will get ALL of the below:
1 x MDZS manhua book
1 x Clear acrylic/plastic WangXian card
4 x Character bookmarks
*This giveaway DOES NOT include the poster that’s supposed to come with it because I’ll have to buy a poster tube & that adds weight to shipping and the book should already be quite heavy
*I’ll pay for shipping as always, the items will be shipped to me end of the month at the earliest, so I will ship the items out 1st-2nd week of September
Giveaway details:
To enter the giveaway, simply reblog or like this post - Each reblog/like = 1 entry
You don’t have to be following me, so please don’t feel like you have to follow my blog just for the giveaway
Giveaway ends 24 August 2020, 2359 hrs (GMT+8)
ONE winner will be picked via a random generator and announced by 26 August!
Do check the notes above on what is included in the giveaway, and when shipping etc. will be
>>> I made another post previously on what the item fully looks like, you can see it here
Has anyone suggested “Mutual Viligance” from TaiGekTou’s channel for the novel version of WangXian yet?
It has a zither version and a flute version, which fits, and it’s militaristic, but romantic nature reflects pretty well how Lan Wangji might have admired Wei WuXian on the brink of war.
WangXian & The Rattle-Drum
are you lan wangji or wei wuxian
XIAO ZHAN WROTE A WHOLE ASS ESSAY ABOUT WWX....A BITCH IS CRYING
wwx and the baby juniors! ✨
inspired by sweetjimbles's fic 💖💕
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nya! 🐾 xianxian is giving you fresh fish! 🐟🐟
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• • • • • • May 2020 vs Nov 2019 • • • • • •
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"I've been unintentionally vague in describing you/relating your shenanigans to my work colleagues, and have only just realized (a VERY short amount of time before our joint presence will be required at a formal company event) that they think you are my non-humanoid pet, when you are in fact my fiancé" au -> Wangxian 👌
YOUR MIND \O/
Way too often, someone will hear LWJ say: “I can’t stay, I have to go home to feed Wei Ying.”
“I won’t join you for drinks. Wei Ying gets sad if I stay out for too long. Hmm? Mn, he does get really excited when he hears me at the door. Yes, it’s always nice to have Wei Ying welcome me home.”
“Me? I didn’t do much this weekend. It was nice and sunny on Sunday, so I took Wei Ying out for a walk. He does like going to the park a lot.”
[while on the phone with a colleague] “Wei Ying, sweetheart, please get off my lap. I need to grab a file from the study.” (This is followed by the colleague mouthing to other colleagues, “He calls his dog sweetheart, this is too cute.”)
[when he’s staying at work late, and a colleague makes a comment about him not having to go home to feed Wei Ying] “Wei Ying is being punished for getting mud all over our couch.”
[the one time LWJ had one sip of alcohol for a business dinner and wouldn’t shut up about how much he loves Wei Ying] “Yes, he is a pretty boy! Wei Ying is the prettiest boy!” He tears up a little. “I love Wei Ying so much!!!!” It’s LXC who picks him up that night, probably because WWX is out of town, and LWJ is possibly moping a little, which is why he agreed to have even a little bit of alcohol.
LWJ isn’t doing this on purpose, and he probably wouldn’t even realise until he’s at the function with WWX on his arm, introducing him as “Wei Wuxian, my fiancé”, and all his colleagues are gaping at him going, “How come we never knew you were engaged? Wait, hold up a second - we didn’t even know you were dating someone.”
LWJ will just blink at them, and say, “I talk about Wei Ying all the time.” And someone will blurt out, “But Wei Ying is your pet???????”
WWX thinks it’s hilarious. “Well, Lan Zhan is a very responsible owner and takes very good care of me, so I guess you’re not wrong?”
When they adopt A-Yuan, LWJ starts doing it again, this time deliberately. Every time someone thinks “no, that’s got to be a child, like. a proper human child, for sure”, LWJ will spice it up by mentioning chew toys. WWX still thinks it’s hilarious.
The cast and crew of The Untamed never had “bromance” in mind; they set out to film a love story, and here is the evidence – actors having a heated lovers’ spat about when they fell in love, while directors try to calm them down.
The track they referenced is Shin Band’s “I Love You Even If You Die” – a 2002 power ballad about apocalyptic undying love that’s over-the-top yet oddly fitting, especially with its dramatic lyrics re: “us against the world”, “till the end of the earth”, and “go it alone into the dark”.
My cat has ice cream prescience.
I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.
When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.
But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.
But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.
Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.
But what if it’s not my Ice Cream Groove… what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?
There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I’m actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then I’ll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.
I DID IT!
I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.
My cat didn’t even notice. She didn’t smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.
I am free.
What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?
I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?
THIS IS SHE:
You have a semi omnicient god-tier goblin in your house who can read thoughts and can as such predict the future to some degree of accuracy….
…But it only wants ice cream.
That’s amazing.
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO
I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:
Cheeps.
Oh my god
I’m dead now
MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER
Lan Zhan? Are you there?
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I'd love to see #35: They jump into your car breathless and tell you to keep driving. (Guessing you can tell what ship I have in mind lately but I'll leave it up to you I guess?)
I’m not going to lie, anyone who does not specify is getting Wangxian anyway, so it’s a good thing that’s also what you’re into right now. Also, this is a great one, thanks for prompting it.
35. They jump into your car breathless and tell you to keep driving.
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Since Wei Wuxian grew up on a steady diet of bad action films smuggled under the watchful eyes of his adoptive mother, he’s definitely as prepared for it as he possibly could be when a hot man wearing a tuxedo jumps off of a double-decker bus and through the open top of Wei Wuxian’s convertible. And when the hot man fixes him with a steely glare and says, “Continue driving,” he doesn’t panic, hit the breaks, or start screaming, because this is the best thing that’s ever fucking happened to him.
“Yup,” he says, “absolutely, no problem. Any chance you’d like me to floor it? No? Just checking.”
Mr. Hot and Tuxedoed’s glare intensifies as if Wei Wuxian is the person behaving at all unreasonably in this scenario. “Drive normally,” he says, “without calling attention to yourself.”
Wei Wuxian laughs. “Gege,” he says, “you’re the one who just jumped into my car from the top of a bus. If someone’s calling attention to us, I don’t think it’s me.” When this just gets him another gloriously annoyed expression, he laughs again, helplessly pleased. “Here, I’ll put the top up, hmm? It’s a pity on such a nice day, but at least then no one will be able to see your pretty face but me. That’s definitely calling lots of attention to us.”
“Ridiculous,” the man bites out.
“I’m ridiculous?” Wei Wuxian says, putting a hand to his chest dramatically and pretending hurt. “Gege, have you looked at yourself lately? I don’t think you’re allowed to say that to me right now.”
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“Congratulations on ending your seclusion , Zewu Jun”, Jin Ling bowed to the older man before turning to the other jade present. “And congratulations to you too , Hanguang Jun. For the first month celebratory of your son ,the proper heir of Lan Sect. May prosperity and blessings given to both you and your wife” his voice couldn’t help but to waver , eyes intense watching the man and his wife. “My uncle sends his congratulatory and apologises that he couldn’t attend your wedding and the first month celebratory. He is preoccupied with the Sect,” he bowed again.
Everyone in the hall present knows that that was a lie. Sect Leader Jiang didn’t attend to celebrate because Hanguang Jun divorced , abandoned and humiliate the Sandu Shengshou’s older brother. Jin Ling did not want to attend, but he intends to visit Wei WuXian in Gusu without causing an uproar due to his status of the only Jin Sect Leader. Jiang Cheng had contacted WeiWuXian after he heard of the divorce and invited him to stay in Lotus Pier, but Wei Ying insisted on staying in Gusu and promised to send letters.
“I love him too much to leave, Jiang Cheng ! As long as I could see him ,though I’m not by his side anymore and he is with his new wife, I’ll still be the happiest man alive! Until I’m ready to leave, I will stay to disturb the young disciples hahaha !” Jiang Cheng respects his wishes albeit reluctantly. But after the news of the birth of a Lan Sect Heir circulating in the cultivation world, Wei WuXian stopped sending Jiang Cheng letters. Worried , he send JinLing to attend and visit Wei WuXian, as he knew that if he were to attend this day, he won’t be able to hold back and attack Lan Wangji in rage and drag his brother home. Jin Ling attended in his uncle’s stead and came across Jingyi , Shizui and a few Lan disciples in Caiyi who just came back from a long term mission sent by the Elders. Joining the group, they went to Cloud Recesses together to attend the celebration.
Jin Ling eyes scanned the crowd in the hall but couldn’t see his uncle. “Sizhui ! Do you see my uncle?” “No, I think he is in the quarters. I’ll ask GrandMaster for permission to leave.” Jin Ling nodded and followed Sizhui.
“Grandmaster ,these disciples and Young Master Jin would like permission to leave the banquet and visit Wei Qianbei. Is he in the disciples quarter?” asked Lan Sizhui with propriety of a GusuLan Sect. “You have my permission, bring along some food from this banquet. That rascal had the nerve to not join this occasion. He’s not in the quarters, he has been transferred to a room near Mingshi at the Back Mountain.” “EH? that far !?” exclaimed LanJingyi. “I haven’t see Young Master Wei since I came out of my seclusion. I will visit him after the banquet ends.” said Lan Xichen. The 3 disciples nodded and leave the hall.
“When Jingyi complained just now ,never had I thought that it was not exaggerated. How far is that place again ?!” panted JinLing. “Hey! what do you mean exaggerated ? Don’t tell me you’re tired young mistress?” “Why you-!” “We have arrived , stop fighting both of you” reprimand Sizhui to the both scowling teenagers.
Sizhui was holding a tray of food with chilli spice having familiar with Wei Wuxian’s favorable of spicy food. As they reached the destination ,shocked was an understatement for them when judging the condition of the house. “Are you sure this is the place? This looked abandoned,” asked JinLing. “Just like him”, a silent voice whispering. Entering the yard, a foul smell permeated from the house. “Wha-?!” dropping the tray , Sizhui ran and open the door before a strong rotting smell assaulted his nose. Eyes watering ,he uses his robe to cover his nose and enter the house, ignoring the background where the sound of Jingyi gagging on the bush and JinLing swears profanities that sure will cause Grandmaster Qiren to spit blood.
JinLing followed to ran inside and almost collided with Sizhui. His friend was standing very rigidly ,hands clenched to his sides and his face was very pale white. He looked at him and followed his gaze and looked upon a sad scene. One sadder than what he anticipated.
A body (rotting body) slumped on a table ,one hand holding a brush and another on a painting of that man (the one who abandoned him). A cloth? A robe ? Too thin for this cold weather. The house empty of furnitures except for a bed and a table. WHAT HAS THIS SECT DONE TO HIM??
JinLing dropped on knees ,too shocked react. His ears were ringing , or was that the sound of Sizhui screaming ?
He remained on the ground as he witnessed his friend crying and hugging the corpse .
He remained on the ground as Sizhui wailed and apologises to ‘Xian-gege’ and for leaving too long.
He remained on the ground as Jingyi told him he’ll be back to bring the Sect Leader here.
He remained on the ground as Lan Qiren, Lan Xichen , LanWangji and the Elders arrived .
He remained on the ground as he watched Sizhui went hysterical on the approaching Elders.
But he stood up and fought back when Lan Wangji approached Sizhui and the body. Anger flaring at the man.
Grabbing the pristine robe of the honourable Second Twin Jade , although the older man’s height makes it awkward in a way.
“DON’T TOUCH HIM !!!! YOU HAVE LOST THE RIGHTS TO DO SO ! YOU ABANDONED HIM !!! YOU HUMILIATE HIM WHEN YOU REMARRIED TO A SO CALLED PROPER WIFE. YOU LEFT HIM TO DIE ALONE. YOU LEFT HIM TO ROT HERE AND THE LAST THING HE THINKS ON HIS LAST DYING BREATH IS STILL YOU!” that man grabs his hand but has no intention to fight back.
“I’m sor-”
“DO NOT APOLOGIZE !!! DO NOT CRY AND DO NOT CALL HIS NAME!! THE ONE WHO YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE IS DEAD !! AND HE’S BEEN GONE FOR MORE THAN 2 WEEKS THAT THE BODY IS IN THAT CONDITION. YOUR SO CALLED RIGHTEOUS CLAN HAS PUSHED HIM TO HIS LIMIT & TO HIS DEMISE!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO CRY AND MOURN FOR HIM , GO TO HELL !!!!” and he pushed that man away.
JinLing couldn’t remember much after his outburst. He remembered crying beside the passed out Sizhui’s bedside until Jiang Cheng arrived.
He remembered seeing his jiujiu’s bloodshot eyes and bloodied knuckles as he hugged him. He remembered wailing like a new born baby in his jiujiu’s arms. He remembered escorted by the Jiang disciples , all with mourning white robes ,Sizhui in tow and his Gusu Lan’s forehead ribbon absent. He remembered arriving in Lotus Pier with a box containing the ashes of Wei Wuxian in his uncle’s arm.
He mostly remembered his uncle spoke with a cracked voice , “It’s late , but welcome home , A-Xian.”
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This is what I wrote for the ask about LWJ growing tired of Wwx’s antics & remarry. I did it in JL’s pov ! Enjoy .
AU where WWX and LWJ meet at CR...when they were nine. WWX is a bit shy because he's barely recovered from the streets, but he plays with A-Zhan and as little kids sometimes do, they develop crushes on each other. A-Ying is a pure baby who asks A-Zhan if he wants to marry him. He agrees. They even have a "wedding" at A-Ying's request. Years later they meet again, and LWJ is happy his husband is back, as he took their marriage VERY seriously. WWX doesn't remember, but everyone else does!
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