sorry to all microraptor enthusiasts

miscellaneous interest posting

[askfallencas-archive-blog]

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

[microraptor]

they only let gaster on the computer for 2 days a year why is he tweeting instead of scrolling deviantart

[microraptor]

i find the bloodymary ship quite funny. famously neither ryland grace nor simon ironlung want to be "shipped"

[zulius-kaltaris]

[max1461]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

[microraptor]

as of the book's epilogue rocky seems to live alone with adrian. now we COULD imagine a penelope situation from adrian's perspective but what i think is funnier is adrian meeting someone else who IMMEDIATELY bounces when rocky comes back. not because of any malice or misgivings on any end, but because rocky insists on bringing the freaky wet meat sack alien along and however friendly rocky or "grace" are that's just not something they want in their life

[microraptor]

rocky never teaches ryland proper eridianese grammar on the way to erid (bigger problems) subjecting everyone to the craziest pidgin this side of the galaxy when they do arrive on erid

[microraptor]

i find the bloodymary ship quite funny. famously neither ryland grace nor simon ironlung want to be "shipped"

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[shinyeternatus]

ID: Picture of a transparent bumper sticker on someone's back windshield that reads, "I like my music the way I like my women: LOUD, HEAVY, AND EVIL". The word evil is red while the rest of the text is white. End ID

[microraptor]

the idea is to make you wonder what really happened so you forget what happened

[microraptor]

every now and then i think of this

[microraptor]

still driving myself bananas over wouldn't it be crazy if wheatley could beatbox

[maidthings]

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

[maidthings]

you have to love her. you have to

[microraptor]

freak and dex bit that's just a carbon copy of joe rogan goes to the beach that makes you old

[microraptor]

LOOK AT HOW FREAKING OLD I AM!!

[microraptor]

freak and dex bit that's just a carbon copy of joe rogan goes to the beach that makes you old

[microraptor]

kicks a rock. blog i like blocked me on main

[sakutarousadventure]