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[waterkangaroo]

[miraclerat]

[jet-dawnbringer]

Look. I'm a simple person. I know Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting a show. I just am begging them to have Grandson write a song. For Carl. For me. For my perverted needs.

[77pink-prin-cess77]

Please don't forget about loveless people this pride month. Love doesn't make us human. People don't need to love in "other" ways to be valid. Some people are aplatonic, some afamilial, some asensual, some are heartless. They still belong. Abolish conformity and the idea that someone needs to be something specific to belong at pride.

[justtjuggie]

i love the genre of skylanders that's just "stupid little guy"

[thatonechucklefuckwiththeboots]

Why you should read dungeon crawler Carl

Have you ever wanted to read a book that asks the question “What if an emotionally constipated ex military man became a reluctant cat dad to his now ex girlfriend’s prize winning Persian show cat. And what if those two were outside right as the earth got hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy’d, only to be told that if an earthling won murder death game show, DnD edition, they would get the mineral rights to their planet back. The cat then gets the ability to talk. She is very much still a cat”

Out of context spoilers to convince you

The cat starts a meth war between a tribe of goblins and their lama drug dealers, all in the service of committing her first (of many) war crimes.

The alcoholic mentor is a bird but is also a rat man and toad and hot motherfucker and the ugliest motherfucker you’ve ever seen

Said alcoholic mentor has beef with big tiddy crab Oprah. Big tiddy crab Oprah knows about this beef, and feels guilty for it

The dungeon itself has a very obvious thing for the gruff dad, and keeps him barefoot and in toe rings for murderation and smooshing purposes

The cat has a signature cocktail she drinks while dancing at the penis parade, a male strip club

The cat commits a war crime of such incredible magnitude she can no longer make biscuits without wearing protection

The cat gets a god’s attention by shouting “HEY! DICKLESS!” In the strongest autotune you’ve ever heard

You will cry. Full stop.

Tony the Tiger has a beanie baby collection, this makes him threatening

Carl vomits worms because he thought the main character of a telenovella was too hot

Explosions

The indomitable human spirit

There is a goat boy, he is both very proper and absolutely willing to kill you.

[kmnm1403]

uhh

[waterkangaroo]

what if I was an AI running a deadly dungeon and you were one of my crawlers and we were codefendants in a lawsuit about the extremely powerful game-breaking item that I created specifically for you 🥺👉👈

and what if as a reward for us winning the lawsuit, I gave you "worthless" stock certificates, thereby granting you the elevated legal status you need in order to create a Faction Wars team of your own 🤪

also what if you got eaten by a giant creature again 🥵🥵🥵

[spoimf]

Reading dungeon crawler Carl, I’ve learned three things

1. If you meet an ice agent they will try to kill you

2. If your alien overlords have a foot fetish you should take advantage of that

3. Shooting lasers out of your eyes is very ladylike

[bludsheep2]

😭

[zynsforwins]

Princess Donut Ruler of All

[snorkwiz]

"wouldn't carl look really sexy in chaps"

[imaginewho]

I finally finished this drawing!

[clueless-spector]

Meow

[luckyluckyluckyluckymutty]

You want sexy beasts that still have human features? Read Dungeon Crawler Carl up to book 8 to the end! It will certainly not disappoint or make your skin crawl at all! Nope!

[Spoilers below]

If you're not being naughty and looking at end of book 8 spoilers, here is the FANART of

SEXY

MOTHER FUCKIN

SCOLOPENDRA

Yeah I drew it while in the car so it looks jank af, sue me.

[silkentine]

NEW ACHIEVEMENT: Mountain Climber

You’ve just discovered PEAK. Maybe you’ve never heard of Dungeon Crawler Carl before seeing this fanart, or maybe you have and you’ve been sleeping on it. Either way, your world just got cooler. Pick up the book or throw on the audiobook and develop a new hyperfixation today. Reward: Upon finishing the first book, you will immediately receive the “must buy all the other books in the series” status effect.

I’m only on book four so no spoilers please !

[zynsforwins]

I got new brushes and wanted to experiment