chronic brain static

i don't know what's happening here either i'm so sorry • 26 • they/them

[marinella-ela]

[cacodaemonia]

me: *watches 3 seconds of this video on mute*

me: there'd better be some appropriately jaunty musical accompaniment...

me: *unmutes*

me: ah yes, excellent😌☺️😊

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[secondbeatsongs]

hey. what the fuck does this mean

[lavendersalve]

[charlesoberonn]

You will not guess where this is going

[egberts]

dude you're really heebying my jeebies right now do you mind

[nocontextsmosh]

[mindless-mars]

only thing I could think of during this one moment

[cannibalchicken]

[spones-in-my-bones]

@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff

[caats]

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[pettycentral]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crehelf]

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[passumbapper]

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[shutupmerlin]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[thealphapigeon]

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

[nocontextsmosh]