me: *watches 3 seconds of this video on mute*
me: there'd better be some appropriately jaunty musical accompaniment...
me: *unmutes*
me: ah yes, excellent😌☺️😊

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me: *watches 3 seconds of this video on mute*
me: there'd better be some appropriately jaunty musical accompaniment...
me: *unmutes*
me: ah yes, excellent😌☺️😊
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
hey. what the fuck does this mean
You will not guess where this is going
dude you're really heebying my jeebies right now do you mind
only thing I could think of during this one moment
@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher
Achievement unlocked!
Fire post!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE
found you a new hat.
A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.
their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son
Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist