Mid-Life-Pisces

27 years old is Mid-life right? Use this place to post things I find funny or cute. Bonus points if it’s funny and cute. Occasionally I’ll reblog something that’s just be being passive aggressive...about who? Well, You. Yeah, you. I know you’re reading this...Asshole.

[kurumayu]

[applefritters-deactivated201312]

[gay-irl]

Gay🍰IRL

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[scottandhiskind]

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[teasihyn]

friendly reminders with stock photos

[witchiestsuggestions]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

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[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[mid-life-pisces]

Hi Tumblr!

I haven’t been around for ages! But look at this cool ass photo!

[clonetrobed]

- A luxury you can’t live without? - A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee. - That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere. - …I like nice socks?

[aesopquarriman]

[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]

[hearthburn]

Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.

[punishedsjw]

[w0wls]

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun

[aberrantemotion]

womens shower rocks make men bleed

[dastardlydorito]

#this is a family friendly movie

[preludeinz]

what in the screaming blue christ

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[plantanarchy]

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[mcdungeon]

You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees

[sassenach-kiss]

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

[oni-queen]

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

[velvet-apricots]

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

[deanismymom]

Also cowboys were hella gay

[flyer9550]

True, but this does not mean that Jeb isn’t clueless as hell.

Jeb being gay and Jeb being clueless as hell are not mutually exclusive

[hollowedskin]

jeb… a himbo….

[bad-end-iv]

Content… now

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[rhube]

Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.

[rootbeergoddess]

Data is a good friend