too many fandoms

I like too many fictional characters and slash fics

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My AO3 Fics

So, because I'm relatively new to tumblr and have no idea how to archive and make things look nice and tidy (*cries*) I'm posting it like this. It's a bit long, but until I know what to do, this is it.

Uchiha Itachi x Deidara (2021 completed) - Take Me Away

Naruto Team Seven (2021 completed) - leave out all the rest

Hatake Kakashi x Senju Tobirama (2022 ongoing) - flittering beneath the skin

James Bond x Alec Trevelyan (2022 completed) - unfeeling like walking towards death

James Bond x Alec Trevelyan (2022 completed) - green and blue (come back to me)

James Bond x Alec Trevelyan (2022 completed) - chasing hope

James Bond x Alec Trevelyan (2022 ongoing) - is there really no chance to start once again? (i'm still loving you)

James Bond x Alec Trevelyan (2022 ongoing) - a bitter kiss (through smoke and mirrors)

Hatake Kakashi (2023 completed) - falling, back to the earth

Jonathan Byers x Billy Hargrove (2023 completed) - almost but always dangling on the edge

Jiang Cheng x Lan Xichen (2023 ongoing) - in twilight; in the dead of night

Hatake Kakashi x Uchiha Obito (2024 ongoing) - There's Blood On My Hands and It's Not Mine

[spiderbae2319]

Omg I saw the cutest love story:

So it starts when person a saves person b’s life. They instantly feel a connection, and spend the next year and a half practically glued at the hip. Then after a tragic accident person a suffers they blame person b, have a massive fight, and the two split up. They go 10 years without seeing each other before reuniting as person a breaks person b out of jail. The reunion is very tense and there’s a lot of fighting both verbal and physical. Then person b tries to kill person a’s younger sister (who he had an affair with over the 10 year gap) and they fight and part again. Another ten years later they meet a third time where person b leaves the cult he’s in (dudes got issues) to save person a’s life after reminiscing on their life together. They part reluctantly a week later. They meet another 10 years later to… not really important they meet again and part amicably a week later. Finally 5 years after that, 35 years after they first met. They meet in Paris, and person b proposes, and person a says yes. They live the rest of their lives in peace on an island in the Caribbean.

My friend: … that sounds familiar

Me: CAUSE ITS THE FUCKING PLOT OF X-MEN

[cherikdating]

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE CONTEXT OF THIS BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH LIKE ERIK WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??????

[sayeverythingwillbefineplease]

I reblogged this before but hear me out:

It never really occurred to me what else could this be about other than furiously obnoxious make up sex lmao so I checked the notes for enlightenment:

Sure... "Fighting". Bro! Who wrote that? I wanna give them a hug and a cackle.

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*slow clap* sir, what does THAT MEAN!?

[polygor]

I guess I’ll never properly finish this one, but it looks kinda nice so why not, here it is

((flashback to the last summer when I rewatched x-men))

favorite crime by olivia rodrigo is 100% cherik song☠️

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This is my sign to rewatch the x-men movies

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[tinsnip]

Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is 'and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

[maireyart]

Guardian

A new doujin! For @obito-week. Prompts: HOLE, teamwork.

"Having made the hardest decision out of love for the world and for him, you unknowingly molded me back into him who you loved."

A bit of tough, disciplining love that reshaped even the flames of the inferno into the tender warmth of a sunrise. Previous -> Treasure || Next -> Why worthless me?

A related meme 🤭🤭🤭

[teir3s]

was reminded that im stan inosaku until i die

[nobelowz]

im sick in the head seriously THEY MAKE ME SICK

[narutoenjoyer5000]

sdgfsgds god, i love tsunade. i think her introduction alone was so funny. like the first thing we hear abt her is that she is a loser fail girl who is addicted to gambling but unfortunately sucks ass at it so she constantly has to run from her debt collectors. also she has a temper. she is not to be fucked with. she keeps herself young, cuz she's vain and she doesnt like getting old. when naruto and jiraiya finally manage to find her, they meet her in some bar, tits out, drunk as shit, and the first thing she does is trash-talk the hokage and then bully naruto for being a hokage-supporter. and then she throws hands with him. u know, naruto, a 12 year old .. iconic and funny of her i think

[miaabobriha]

Old regrets

[meeceisme]

Tobinyama :3

[meeceisme]

The mystery of what lies beneath Tobinyama's Happuri lives on.

Madara...might not.

[taiyoooh]

Legend of The Juicer

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Officially halfway through the story (chapter-wise) 8/16

[harringroveera]

The Byers’ fight scene just got so much more interesting

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It has been a long time since I updated this 0w0

A much shorter chapter in comparison, but it cuts off better like this