Weiss: Pyrrha, what are you doing with Ruby? She's no longer our friend. I thought I told you that if I ever saw you getting close to her, I would roundhouse kick you in the face and then shoot you with my gun.
Ruby: W- Wait, Pyrrha! Don't go to their side!
Nora: Pyrrha, let's go. Ruby is mean.
Ruby: What did I even do wrong?! Nobody is telling me anything!
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: PYRRHA, I SWEAR TO THE BROTHERS I WILL FUCKING HIT IF YOU TAKE ANOTHER STEP.
Pyrrha: (Slap~!)
Ruby: Oh my gosh! Pyrrha, what- Pyrrha, I don't know what happened! Why did you walk so close to my fist?
Weiss: See, this is exactly what we have a problem with. You can never admit when you're in the wrong. The distance at which Pyrrha stood has nothing to do with being slapped in the fucking face.
Yang: You still didn't apologize for ditching me after Beacon.
Ruby: I didn't ditch. Nora, Jaune, and Ren left with me to find Weiss.
Nora: I only did that because I wanted to feel useful with Ren. You took advantage of my codependency and my inability to sit still in one place.
Blake: You humiliated me at my own luau by telling everyone I wasn't a Pacific Islander.
Ruby: Because you're not a Pacific Islander!
Weiss: When I held my birthday at the library, you never showed up.
Ruby: I literally did; you wouldn't let me in!
Weiss: Yeah, because you were two minutes late.
Ruby: Didn't I send you a 1000 lien toolkit for your weapon as a birthday present?
Weiss: That is also true.
Ruby: Anyone else? C'mon! Let's get it all out there~! Yang?
Yang: You ditched me after Beacon.
Ruby: So did Blake. How about you, Pyrrha? What you got?
Pyrrha: Oh, I can't hate you, Ruby, you know that~.
Ruby: You see? All I did was be kind of a bitch. I'm a huntress; it's what we do to be cute and endearing.
Ruby: Yang, Uncle Qrow came out as gay; none of your crying is going to change that. Either accept it or shut the fuck up, because we're all tired of it.
Ruby: Blake, you are not a Pacific Island; we don't even have a Pacific Ocean.
Ruby: Weiss, I've always been your friend. I was there to support you even when you didn't want me to be there. You blaming me for distracting you doesn't change that you were still distracted and annoyed that I became the team leader.
Yang: You ditched me after I lost my arm.
Ruby: Yang, you ditched the team after one loss because you couldn't deal with your best friend leaving you like both our moms did. You're supposed to be the adult of the team, but all you ended up being was the biggest baby. Do better.
Ruby: But y'know what? I forgive you, all of you, because that's what good friends do~.
Weiss: Are you trying to gaslight us?!
Ruby: Maybe I am~. Maybe I'm not~. Who knows~? But what I do know is that none of you are intelligent enough to figure out if I am~.
Pyrrha: Ruby is right. Being near me sucks ass, but she still found the time to help me with my studies when nobody else would, especially after learning her silver eyes had caused blindness and left her without sight the whole time.
Ruby: And to be honest, I think because I lost my eyesight, I felt like I had to start fresh so I could reassert myself as the alpha of the pack. But I never had to do that because even without my silver eyes, I'm still better than all of you combined~.
Weiss: Damn, you right, bitch. Bring it in, girls~!
RWBYNP: (Group hug, Grab ass)
Jaune: Women
Both him and Ren laugh while taking sips from their coffee
