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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

sometiktoksarevalid

depsidase

homunculus-argument

The paradox of tolerance is only a paradox if you think of tolerance as some sacred and unconditional moral duty. Some ultimate and absolute law with no exceptions, and if you ever slip into the sin of intolerance, you must repent yourself and beg for forgiveness. Yeah no fuck that. Tolerance is a social contract. You're in the game as an equal player for as long as you play by the same rules as everyone else, and if you don't, your ass is fucking out. You're not entitled to the same respect you won't give others.

"Oh so you all tolerate each other just because you tolerate each other, but if I want to destroy you, then all of a sudden you want to destroy me?" Literally yes. That's the gist of it. What's not clicking. This equation is so simple it barely counts as math.

beka-tiddalik

"I refuse to sign the social contract if it means I have to be polite to people I don't understand" said the bigot

"Well then you aren't protected by the terms and conditions" says everyone who has signed

thedankmemes

hometoursandotherstuff

rylandsgrace

I mean.....

deranged-joculatrix

And then the search function doesn't work

geckosquid

AND THEN THE SEACH FUNCTION DOESN’T WORK

outerspacekake

"I am the library of Alexandria that never burns" screams @theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

lmao on it

cy-lindric

I've just been made aware of this post and the fact my tweet on twitter about tags on Tumblr has breached containment back onto Tumblr is the funniest shit

goldwerewolf

So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.

alsedes

#this looks like two-thirds of a barbie princess playset

thicque

it's caturday and i'm going to give money to this website to make everybody look at my cat getting mcfrickin scooped, because LOOK AT HIM

funny-tik-toks

criptochecca

They should create a shonen with women

criptochecca

All women. I want all that bullshit about the power of friendship shouted by a overpowered girl main character. Homoerotic rivalry between women that aren’t about a guy they both like. Women who hit hard other women. Deadbeat mothers who abandon their family in search of something and stay at home dad that die tragically when their daughter is young and daughters who hate their deabeat mom for leaving them or look up to her and want to become like her. I think the deadbeat mom and the dead dad should be a staple of shonen with women.

criptochecca

I’ll allow three guys but they have to fulfill these roles

- Healer

- Guy whose power is being hot/bewitching people with his look

- Guy who’s like 67 but he’s really vain so he uses his power to look either 20ish or like a kid

sanguchito

the basic idea this post describes vs the shows that everyone recommends

barnesybuck

i love this relatable green Finnish man

2-point-5

yesterday i was talking to a Guy and i asked what time it was and he git really excited and said "time for you to get aaaaa.... SUNDIAL!!" and then started talking about sundials and sounding like a fucking commercial and i pointed out that sundials have to be in one specific spot to work and he got all nervous and asked if i've tried a sextant. what the fuck

littledeconstruction-deactivate

not to sound like Sundial Salesman Guy but … he’s lowkey right, if you’re in a place with a fair amount of sunlight. two weeks ago i was hanging out with a little kid when she wondered aloud what time it was. i looked at the sun, adjusted my body a bit, put my elbow on the ground with the arm up perpendicular, and told her “it’s about 12:45.”

then she had to get a watch to see if i was right (pretty much — it was 12:50), and then i found myself explaining cardinal directions and sundials to a preschooler

ANYWAY MY POINT IS that no, sundials don’t require a fixed place for efficiency, only enough sun to cast a shadow & awareness of your relative direction, and knowing this is great but going on about it makes you sound horny for ancient Rome

ballroomnotoriety

if you don't know how to make a sundial but need a guesstimate on how much daylight is left, hold your hand out at arm's length horizontally and count how many fingers fit between the sun and the horizon. it's about 15 minutes a finger.

2-point-5

literally all you people sound insane to me

undercovercottonswab

booksandchainmail

#this whole post reminds me of the first day of geologic mapping; first class and we're all out in the woods looking at an outcrop#and the professor goes ''okay! now tell me which way north is'' to get everybody oriented with their map#and everybody starts milling around poking each other staring at blankly at the tress etc. but i'm like 'oh! i know how to solve this'#so i look at my watch and then the sun and then point (fairly accurately) north#and the professor looks at me with a bewildered expression and says ''you all have compasses''#i have never been so embarrassed to have the right answer (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)