[grace-williams-xo]

I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]

[heustons]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[archive111323]

my angel tamagotchi camera<3

[prettiestpear]

[honeyrolls]

Miffy Café

[georgecuntanza]

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

[milkperfume]

ok i'm probably going to finish the realm of the elderlings series this month and i need to know... WHAT do i read next so that i don't get a crazy series hangover and avoid reading for weeks afterward. i need a book that will be equally as good. please help!!!!

[milkperfume]

I do not know what made me do it. I went to his chair and sat on the floor beside it, as if I were eleven again and he my master.

"Oh, my boy. My Fitz. There you are."

[the-one-someone]

Tom Badgerlock and his dog that is not a wolf.

[fieldsofvarley]

the farseer trilogy is mostly just this

[johannestevans]

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[foolfarseer]

“You have been with me, as close as the tips of my fingers, even when we were years and seas apart. Your being was like the hum of a plucked string at the edge of my hearing, or a scent carried on a breeze. Did not you feel it so?”

[anniezbeth]

the sunlight on our skin, and all the other things that make us human

[screw-this-rutabaga]

Mood post Superman

[jeyneofpoole]

top 10 conceptually funniest rote characters:

1. lant, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck his sister.

2. shine, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck her brother.

3. starling. sometimes a fujoshi is also homophobic and that’s fine.

4. malta the horse.

5. the kennit-necklace. evil amulet that says “hey man can we cool it on the sinister shit.” evil amulet that is nicer than you. imagine sucking so bad that your evil amulet thinks you’re an asshole and actively works to undermine you.

6. kyle haven by virtue of being named kyle in a world where people are named oettre and kettricken and thymara.

7. small ferret.

8. the dragon spit who named himself spit because he spits a lot and everyone hates him because he sucks what a fucking legend.

9. civil bresinga.

10. the liveship ophelia who learned that she was an artificial consciousness embedded in the dead womb of a hatchling dragon and said that was absolutely none of her fucking business and kept on trucking while every other boat tried to kill itself.