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Evie, 21, actor-y theatre person, nonbinary wreck. Currently: selling my soul to George M. Cohan

[justseventeen]

August 1983. 'Super style's a question of picking up the pieces -- like these eight great separates that mix and match into six pulled-together put-togethers.'

[justseventeen]

August 1999. 'Snuggle up in layered homespun knits, apron skirts, patchwork prints and a superlong scarf.'

[evilscientist3]

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

[regal-rabbits]

am eat dis leef

[stephaniepepper]

[me13in]

girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids 

uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah

[parakeet]

Bro ive been living with cows since forever and there are hornless breeds of cows. Goofy still a cow

u are entitled to your wrong opinion i guess

[parakeet]

wtf is goofy then

goofy is and always has been canonically considered a dog. he was originally called Dippy Dawg in the 1930s and while his name varies throughout the decades (sometimes known as Goofy G Goof and George G Geef) in the last few his full name in disney media tends to be Goofus D. Dawg. But yeah he is without a doubt a dog

[detectivejulesohara]

And to everybody listening, your story is important. You are important. Your life has value. You go out and you live your life with your head held high, and you tell your story, ‘cause I’m proof that there are folks out there who want to hear it. | HOLLYWOOD - “A Hollywood Ending”

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

[andhumanslovedstories]

You guys sound like you know what you’re talking about but I’m gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’ve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine “I put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongo”

[andhumanslovedstories]

Paint slapped on 6/9, as of 6/22 (I mean actually it was a couple days ago but I didn’t fully check the dryness then so I can’t be sure):

It is rubbery feeling and the peaks of paint move when you flick them. The texture is not at ALL what I expected tbh and it makes me excited to try a different experiment, thick brush strokes, you know, those mad thicc ones that swirl real good

Here’s an additional shot with my coffee cup for a further sense of scale so people will understand that these canvases are small and therefore stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave me

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

I don’t know shit about art but isn’t this like a great example of art that pushes the boundaries of what art is? Like you’ve got your canvas with paint on it, but your reason for putting the paint there is totally different than why most people put paint on stuff. It’s like a study on texture or something.

[mazarinedrake]

Agreed, this is really cool and also I love the fact that you really wanted to touch some paint, so you just went out and bought a bunch of paint and made your own painting for touching purposes. That’s striking me as really really cool right now for reasons I can’t entirely articulate. 

[electronicgallery]

For reference: Really thick paint on a piece of art is called impasto. Another really fun way to do it is with a painting knife: you can make each stroke SUPER SMOOTH like cake icing, but with visible, touchable texture between the strokes.

More impasto:

art by Jan Ironside, who does THICK IMPASTO FLOWERS THAT I SO WANT TO TOUCH

[phoenix]

You LITERALLY sat down to watch paint dry…

[jhelenoftrek]

Museums should have stuff like this on display JUST so you can touch it. With a sign like, “Feel me up! I won’t alarm!”

[ms-demeanor]

make good art

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[chicken-fluff-butts]

[lildump-deactivated20180705]

chiggins in the sun

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is what life is about

[justicesimons]

oh my god

[rosetherandomreblogger]

Chimkens

[arnikas]

whn someone asks what i want to do with my loife im like..Yah i wanna ride the metro in the winter….be aparty girl.uhhhh take a dance class and wear leg warmers Umm..have a little baby……Sit on the prairie by my river and close my eyes..thanks so much

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[genderqueerpositivity]

This is a page from the zine Gendertrash From Hell #4, published in 1995. It’s an advertisement for pins offered by Genderpress.

Proof that queer and trans people have really always loved pins.

[fanzines]

Gendertrash From Hell #4, from 1995

[yesterdaysprint]

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 20, 1928

[turing-tested]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura