use your illusion

Ron, 27, they/any pronouns. Sports. Comedy. Existentialism. Love.

[tmobilepark]

women is like a country i would die for

[argylegiant-deactivated20200112]

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[kitschday]

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[cerebrospinalien]

[ostolero]

[xh444-deactivated20250730]

In the mood to display attention seeking behavior

[mysterium-solis]

Parthenon at Night by Frederic Edwin Church (1869)

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[yipyipallyall]

[ID: Photo of a doorway into a closet or room stuffed with innumerable crabs, wedged up the entire doorway. End ID.]

[boobina]

we exist for love btw

[aquariumpacific]

30 ✨ FLIRTY ✨ THRIVING

Please join us in wishing Shelby the seal a very happy birthday! Shelby is one of the Aquarium’s original animals and was two years old when we opened in 1998.

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[homunculus-argument]

General rules to live by:

You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.

If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.

You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[polinsated]

#MOTHER

[bandagedthoughtsblog]