Gibbe Kiss!

[ifeltfree]

i need everyone to see the funniest fucking pigeon rescue in the world

[ifeltfree]

[konoko]

[followthebluebell]

[pepperandpals]

[ejacutastic]

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

[greencheekconure27]

I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.

[tributary]

a common mistake your honor

[studio-beebs]

hello, am baby

[dragoncarrion]

Sorry for being insane about birds it won't happen again (lying)

[cabbagegunk]

ms paint bird?

YES. I GOT A LITTLE BIT EXCITED HAVE 5 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

[crossstitchworld]

Finally finished my first ever project this past weekend. After 3 months, I’m totally hooked on this hobby. by nibblonianfuzz

[culturenlifestyle]

Expressive Bird Portraits That Give Us a Glimpse of Their Colorful Personalities

Leila Jeffreys presents the world with her latest series of portraits where she has picked doves and cockatoos as her main protagonists.

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[jaubaius]

This is so beautiful and took a lot of patience!!! ✊

[draconym]

Hey bird people, what do your birds smell like? Ripley smells like grass and honey.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

can somebody say my bird is cute before I explode PLEASE

[mashallah]

o_o

>_< achoo!

o_o

[parakeet]

Allow my to translate for my fellow birds:

ovo

>v< achoo!

ovo

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ......no.....

[shadsasaur]

pepper just said GIMME TICKLE! and i thought it was adorable since shes never said tickle before. i said of course! tickle the bird! and as soon as i touched her she made a loud fart noise

cant believe a bird just decided to invent pull my finger and i fell for it

[bob-artist]

I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom.  The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun.

[bob-artist]

Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house.  Today at 7:35, I realized it had been awfully quiet.  Had I just been so quiet working at my computer that the birds didn’t realize I was awake?  So I performed an experiment.  Out of nowhere, I started yelling, “BIRDS!  BIRDS!  BIRDS!”  And then I yelled their names.

And I was met with ABSOLUTE SILENCE from the birds.

Then I ran down to check on them because I was like “they’re not screaming, wtf are they okay???” and I started to get worried.  But they were totally fine and awake.  Just confused.  Apparently birds don’t know what to do if you scream in the morning before they do.

But then I realized the horrible truth.

I had become one of them.

I am one of them now.

I scream.

[todaysbird]

conyure :)