Some Dork Squad (and some Superman) incorrect quotes, because I can and I'm bored.
Riddler: As a responsible adult-
Riddler: … As a responsible adult—
Two Face: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a kiss on the forehead.
Riddler: Harvey, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Two Face: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
flashback to Testimony #1
Two Face: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Two Face, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
flashback to Testimony #2
Two Face: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: …Crying?
flashback to Testimony #3
Two Face: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
Lex Luthor: Aww, what's the dog's name?
Lex Luthor, yelling to Engineer: TRY KRYPTO!
Engineer, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Lex Luthor: What's your favorite number?
Scarecrow: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted crow.
Riddler: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?
Mad Hatter: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”
Riddler: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.
Mad Hatter: But those are your demons.
Riddler: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.
Two Face, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Mad Hatter: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Scarecrow: I personally was created in a lab.
Riddler: I just straight up spawned lol.
Riddler (brainstorming ideas for pranking Mad Hatter): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Scarecrow: Well, it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that, it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one, but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Riddler: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Scarecrow: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Edward.
Riddler, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
Superman: Oh look who got laid last night.
Lois Lane: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!
Scarecrow: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
Lois Lane: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Riddler: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Scarecrow: Poseidon quivers before them!
Riddler: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Riddler: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Lex Luthor: I have issues.
Superman: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Lex Luthor: walks into the room
Lois Lane: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?
Superman: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.
Superman: I was just diagnosed with deez.
Lex Luthor: Good, I hope it’s lethal.
Lex Luthor: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Superman.
Lois Lane: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?
Lex Luthor: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!
Mad Hatter: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Mad Hatter: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
Superman: I lost Lois Lane.
Lex Luthor: How did you LOSE Lois Lane?!
Superman: To be fair, she is very small.
Superman: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Lois Lane: …I was hungry.
Superman: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Lex!
Lex Luthor: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Riddler: writing a letter
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty…
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Scarecrow: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.