Currently Blank

First you take the moon, then you take the moon, then you take the moon, and so on and so forth. Not a Minor

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[flareonfloof]

the aussies don't even have the excuse of "they didn't teach us in school" because the stolen generation and australian involvement in UK/US settler shit was all covered

[sacred-portal]

[armoredprincess]

if you show a maid enough movies it starts growing a soul

[armoredprincess]

this is extremely ontologically unhealthy

[maidthings]

it hurts

[ayshx-deactivated20251028]

So many people inspire me to be nothing like them.

[unpeeled-human]

FROM THIS

[meow-moment]

deltarune chapter 6 prediction

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[atomic-crusader]

oh

oh i dont like that

[cipheramnesia]

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

[cipheramnesia]

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

[cipheramnesia]

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

[cipheramnesia]

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

[cipheramnesia]

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

[cipheramnesia]

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

[cipheramnesia]

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

[cipheramnesia]

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

[cipheramnesia]

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

[cipheramnesia]

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

[lunafoxdoll]

Hey are... are you okay?

[official-penis-posts]

​really puts the squat in Sasquatch

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[vivienne-midwestwood]

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[revivivivify]

[tamamita]

[tamamita]